Unfuckingbelievable article and video. I present to you....TREEMAN!

[LEGION]

WTF? Are they a product of bestiality or what?

Lol. "Sir, I sentence you to 15 years hard growing for having intercourse with a tree".....LMAO. The one hairy man's mom idolized Chewbacca and thought about consumating with their Shetland Sheepdog. IT WORKED!!!!

As for the tree man he's just unlucky.

You got that right!! I bet his kids are freaking out. Hit puberty and all of a sudden a branch grows out your a##.

[luvfightgame]

Thanks Bilbo I was eating..... that is the weirdest S***, almost as weird as those microscopic bugs that take over hosts and control their brains....I'll try and find you that video, its almost as freaky.

And sorry dude, but treeman is weirder than bugs. They at least make sense. Treeman has to be planted and watered so his growth doesn't stunt. Wonder what's going on down in the, uh, crotch region of Willowman? On second thought I don't want to know.

Brings a whole new meaning to getting "wood". You can thank me for being the first to think of it.

[LEGION]

Thanks Bilbo I was eating..... that is the weirdest S***, almost as weird as those microscopic bugs that take over hosts and control their brains....I'll try and find you that video, its almost as freaky.

And sorry dude, but treeman is weirder than bugs. They at least make sense. Treeman has to be planted and watered so his growth doesn't stunt. Wonder what's going on down in the, uh, crotch region of Willowman? On second thought I don't want to know.

Brings a whole new meaning to getting "wood". You can thank me for being the first to think of it.

LMAO, getting wood