Bilbo in trouble with the law

[BoxingGorilla]

I was thinking of this and remembered a time about 11 years ago when I was pulled over for turning up a one way street in order to get out of a bad neighborhood as quick as possible.  Yes, a cowardly move, I know.

Anyway, a cop pulled me over and issued a ticket whislt letting my registartion blow away into the night sky.  He just offered a simple "sorry" and sent me on my way. All the way home I imagined some scumbag finding it, getting to my home before me and hiding in my bedroom closet.

I still got the ticket.

[Spicoli]

I think your safe dude.As soon as she runs your stats and Description her superiors will laugh it off......."A stoutly Halfling with hairy feet and pegs on the pedals fled muttering something about said officer pissing off...." They'll say she was sauced.
Dont you guys "across the pond" have Buukoo cameras?As long as they have your Didgits they will most likely ticket you.
Ball that thing up and toss it and hope they dont have a Monthly quota to meet.Good luck

[donnydarkoIRL]

A mates older brother engaged in the following activities last year*
On a quite night in he consumed two bottles of the local shop's finest cheapest Buckfast...
Having drank his fill and begun to take a more liberal view on the world's set laws and morals he text his girlfriend saying he'd be over in a minute and to wait for him in bed....
However he encountered a staggering predicament....His brother had just left and therefore he was without legal means of transportation. As he was about to text his girlfriend of his inability to drive to her location he received a "descriptive" text from his girlfriend.

With new motivation he grabbed his keys and headed for his newly modified car...
From his version of events he was going ok for the first mile, although holes in various walls along the way suggest otherwise. On the second mile he ran into a telephone pole and virtually tore the car in two. Quite upset by the whole situation he walked the 2 miles home and got on the phone to the guards and within an hour had made a statement on how someone had robbed his car!

To top that off he hitched a lift from the same officers to his girlfriends house, whom i believe is currently pregnant...

(*HitmanDonny does not condone or affiliate himself with any behaviour stated, although he may find it incredibly funny.)

[BoxingGorilla]

A mates older brother engaged in the following activities last year*

LOL Very well written, Donny. I truly enjoyed reading it. CC

[donnydarkoIRL]

CC Returned Gorilla Dude

[bzkfn]

I found an interesting article here

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/...n_page_id=1770


This gives me hope!

F*** it, whatever happens I'm going to appeal. I may even say she swore or used offensive language at me, anything to get me off lol

Dude, if you appeal...start with "she's a woman..."

You'll should get sympathy off any judge for that. Women are lucky we let them work and don't keep them in the home. I don't know...we give them the vote...now they want equal oppertunites!!! What is the world coming to?

[Kev]

Ok a brief update.

I telephoned the Penalty Notice office in Torquay today to find whether I had been issued a ticket or not.

The girl I spoke to on the phone whilst searching for my details told me that if I wasn't actually given a ticket the charge is normally voided, great news.

Then she said I had been given a ticket and that the lying whoremongering bitch of a traffic warden had written in her notes that she had placed the ticket on my windscreen!

Ok so now Bilbo is really really pissed. The girl on the phone gave me an address to write to and I have written a letter complaining.

If necessary I will even attempt to get CCTV footage from the bank to support my case that she did not give me a ticket.

I'll let you know what happens.

PS. Is it wrong that I keep wishing a horrible death upon this woman? She's irritated me so much I'm really hoping she gets killed in an horrific road accident this week. A bit over the top or fully justified hatred for a loathsome woman?

[Saddo]

yeah cctv footage has to be given to you on request by law.... they cannot deny your request.

get the cow done and good luck

[superheavyrhun]

GOOOOOO BILBO!

Standing up for the common man...with none more common than your good self.

Anyhow...if you have never physically received a ticket then it must be impossible for them to expect you to make a payment without it. I'd just tell em to fuck off until the warden actually brings the ticket round to your house and gives it to you in person. Obviously, you lay on the sick man routine pretty thick, and hopefully she'll be begging you to let her not give you the ticket after all.

[X]

I hate traffic wardens - they are worthless little Hitlers who forget they are supposed to be keeping the roads clear of obstructions, rather than maximising income.

They DO lie, so you should appeal - and if you actually win, you should demand that they discipline or dismiss her for lying.

Alternatively, if you have some time, you could just follow her all day (including to her home at the end of her shift) without particularly looking at her or speaking to her .... it will freak her out.

Once you know where the bitch lives, drop some Polonium into her food and then you can watch her die slowly of cancer.

[bzkfn]

I hate traffic wardens - they are worthless little Hitlers who forget they are supposed to be keeping the roads clear of obstructions, rather than maximising income.

They DO lie, so you should appeal - and if you actually win, you should demand that they discipline or dismiss her for lying.

Alternatively, if you have some time, you could just follow her all day (including to her home at the end of her shift) without particularly looking at her or speaking to her .... it will freak her out.

Once you know where the bitch lives, drop some Polonium into her food and then you can watch her die slowly of cancer.

Haha, you evil fucker! #513

[Deanrw]

Here if they get the info, you get the ticket regardless.

That is one thing that has always scared me about England, the CCTV's. I would hate if they did that here. I would never be able to write my name in the snow when drunk ever again.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Ok a brief update.

I telephoned the Penalty Notice office in Torquay today to find whether I had been issued a ticket or not.

The girl I spoke to on the phone whilst searching for my details told me that if I wasn't actually given a ticket the charge is normally voided, great news.

Then she said I had been given a ticket and that the lying whoremongering bitch of a traffic warden had written in her notes that she had placed the ticket on my windscreen!

Ok so now Bilbo is really really pissed. The girl on the phone gave me an address to write to and I have written a letter complaining.

If necessary I will even attempt to get CCTV footage from the bank to support my case that she did not give me a ticket.

I'll let you know what happens.

PS. Is it wrong that I keep wishing a horrible death upon this woman? She's irritated me so much I'm really hoping she gets killed in an horrific road accident this week. A bit over the top or fully justified hatred for a loathsome woman?

should cost you a £10
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndC...ts/DG_10034524

[Kev]

Ah seeing this thread resurface has made my blood boil all over again.

I did write a letter to the council telling them the ticket needed to voided as not only did she not present me with a ticket but that I had two independent witnesses to the fact. (I kinda lied about that bit )

Anyways that was a couple weeks ago and I've heard nothing since.

I'm going to fight it though, and if I do lose my appeal I'll just start stalking her and when she's on her own I'll mow her down in my car.

That'll teach her

[superheavyrhun]

Ah seeing this thread resurface has made my blood boil all over again.

I did write a letter to the council telling them the ticket needed to voided as not only did she not present me with a ticket but that I had two independent witnesses to the fact. (I kinda lied about that bit )

Anyways that was a couple weeks ago and I've heard nothing since.

I'm going to fight it though, and if I do lose my appeal I'll just start stalking her and when she's on her own I'll mow her down in my car.

That'll teach her

We shall not be divided!!! If you are to be convicted, the Saddo's legions will be there with you. They can't take us all to prison! I'll write a letter telling them of my mild annoyance at your persecution.