Saying/expressions you hate

[BoxingGorilla]

And i hate them fuckwits who refer to you as boss or chief when in fact you don't even know them. 'Mate' is acceptable and 'pal' is ok.

Chief and Boss isn't! It's F****** annoying and patronising.

So F*** off with your 'what can i do for you chief?'

set of cunts

LOL I used to work with a guy who always called people "Hot Shot." I wanted smash him across the back of the neck with a heavy object.

[Tito BHB]

Lol..The only time someone calls you cheif or boss is when they want something..They are sucking up to you..

Or if theyr a customer and your a bit of a common fucker.. Lol.. Reminds me of a cracky ex workmate of mine

[Wayne]

Let's see if I can think up a few:

Finished with your Christmas shopping? People say it so much it's like "How are you?" when you know no one really wants to know how you are. And what if I hadn't? What kind of sadistic bastard takes pleasure from people floundering at the last minute?

Saying "literally" when you don't mean "literally". I'm sure we all know it. No need to put an example here.

What are you doing to my vagina? I'm so sick of my wife saying that.

[Cortez The Killer]

And i hate them fuckwits who refer to you as boss or chief when in fact you don't even know them. 'Mate' is acceptable and 'pal' is ok.

Chief and Boss isn't! It's F****** annoying and patronising.

So F*** off with your 'what can i do for you chief?'

set of cunts

Say you spill a beer or something and some asshat says:

"Nice one, chief"


I don't think that's ever happened to me, but even thinking about it.........

[El Kabong]

When I call someone Chief it's really because they are my friend and I like them or they are some insignificant person and I want them to think I like them










.......Chief

[ono]

When I call someone Chief it's really because they are my friend and I like them or they are some insignificant person and I want them to think I like them









.......Chief

exactly

i fucking hate those people

[ono]

And i hate them fuckwits who refer to you as boss or chief when in fact you don't even know them. 'Mate' is acceptable and 'pal' is ok.

Chief and Boss isn't! It's F****** annoying and patronising.

So F*** off with your 'what can i do for you chief?'

set of cunts

LOL I used to work with a guy who always called people "Hot Shot." I wanted smash him across the back of the neck with a heavy object.

lol

arrogant 'i'm better than you' set of fuckwits.

[Landon]

I have noticed a new one latly that I dont get.
When someone agrees with you they say "I know right" WTF?

[OumaFan]

It seems like whenever I start a new job people always think its clever for the first few days to say "having fun yet"

Only thing that's worse is if they add a chief or boss to it.

[Von Milash]

"where you at?"

stfu.

[Cortez The Killer]

"where you at?"

stfu.

Damn. caught me. And I am now ashamed. Maybe I saw too many cell phone commercials...no. No I will not make excuses.

Oftentimes when I *should ask "where are you" I ask "where you at".

In its defense "where you at" has a lot more punch to it. You are not "asking" someone where they are, you are "telling" them to tell you where they are.

Pretty bad ass concept. I think I should rephrase all natural questions into statements. It carries more weight and eludes to harsh consequence if they dont tell. I bet a true man has never used a ? mark in his life.

[Memphis]

"Its too cold for snow"

WTF?

[donnydarkoIRL]

"Its too cold for snow"

WTF?

Ha Ha.
When Temperatures severly drop it is largely as a result of there being little cloud cover, therefore little risk of water descending onto the earth therefore little chance of snow.
But it's dumb sounding innit?

[BoxingGorilla]

It seems like whenever I start a new job people always think its clever for the first few days to say "having fun yet"

Only thing that's worse is if they add a chief or boss to it.

Yeah, that's a good one, Ouma. Very popular thing to say to new employees for some reason. I've heard, "Are you still here?!" alot over the years as well.

[Mark TKO]

what about "You're kidding me ?"

ie you arrive late at work and say "Jesus, it took me over an hour to get into work this morning !"

Someone says "You're kidding me ?"

Like you are going to reply "Yes it only took me 25 minutes actually !!"

Why the fuck would you be kidding !