Worst people's names you've heard

[BoxingGorilla]

I knew of someone named Rose Ringrose. I always that was a ridiculous pairing.


My stepfather has uncles whose first names were Allbright and Lowbright.

[:::PSL:::]

Pac named his daughter Mary Devine Grace.

[Diane]

There was a girl in my older sisters class that was named Freida (pronounced Free-da) Slaves. Seriously.

Now this one is only funny if you read it like a phone book, last name first. A customer that calls into my work is named Harry Balzar aka Balzar Harry.

[CFH]

These are the names of a few of the regular customers my work delivers too:

Adoration Kabangbang

Kyunk Ohno

Bob Bigcanoe

Melvin Applebaum (not really strange, however it's just about the nerdiest name I have ever heard)

[Dizaster]

That reminds me of a guest that stayed at a hotel I worked at
Wingtip Wong

[Dizaster]

Frank Zappa named one of his kids Moon Unit. WTF!!!

That's a classic....

I can understand parents having a lot of passion and interests in life and wanting to give their children these highly original and fascinating names... But these kids have to live with it... How many times do you have to say your name to someone in your lifetime,, and having to repeat it 5 times every single time, for your entire life, is just unpractical and unproductive..

My name is Rhys... It is wellknownish in the UK (originates from Wales), but in Australia it is not that common,,, and the amount of times i've had to say it 2,3 or 4 times to people who just don't bloody get it, and I ALWAYS have to spell it...

Another thing that is totally stupid is people who name their children reasonably norman names, but spell them strange ways..
Like if someone's name was Matthew, the parents will spell it Mathyou, or Mathyew... (lol, bad example)..

But think, every every every single f'n time someone has to write down his name,,, he is going to have to spell it out for them. Every time! No one is EVER going to spell it right straight up... It is just so ridiculous..

[Master]

Donald Kiddick, was teased at school a lot but very popular with the girls now laughing at us probably!

[:::PSL:::]

My ex boss' last name is Dick.

[Kel]

Mr Christmas

He was a priest so........Father Christmas

[CFH]

Wa Chow (watch out)

[El Kabong]

I played football with a guy named Jeff Jeffries....kind of a prozaic choice for a first name given the last name.


Most Noble Festus...hand to God real name but that's not the entire name though, there's at least 2 more middle names and a last name to go in there, I have no fucking clue how they fit it on the birtch certificate. Most Noble is a cool name to have but Festus......yeah I'm not going to use that anytime soon

[Andre]

My wife went to school with a woman named Kerry Hunt.

Turn that around..

[Andre]

In Indonesian, the word Benchong is poofter.

Ring up an Indonesian resteraunt one night and ask the waitress to call out for a Mr Ben Chong thats dining there for you you have to talk to him and his phone is turned off.

All the staff and chiefs will get a great laugh.

"Mr Ben Chong " hello is there a Ben Chong in the house!"

Miss spent youth.

[Youngblood]

kid i know's name is acne pinescum. (or something real close)

if ya laugh at him and he'll beat the shit outta you and tell you...'it is Atch Nee Pine Scoom'

[Andre]

Bored shitless in hospital once a few of us went aorund in wheel chairs off our faces on painkillers we had saved up for friday night ,checking for strange names on the ends of beds through all the wards.
We came across MR Smallhorn ,in tears laughing we talked to him and his ward and kept referring to him as Iva.

Another in critiacal care last name was actually corpse!
Ima corpse we were in fits. Ima and Iva