country living sucks sometimes

[Kev]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?

[boozeboxer]

Legion I wish I was back home all the time. I get homesick, you should be thankful.

They wouldn't let your wierd snake loving ass in the city anyway.

[LEGION]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

Do the Gein family still live out your way? I bet you've made a fair few masks in your time yourself

'Snakes to catch', is that a euphamism for young student lads?

Unfortunately Gein is long gone or we would be on my porch playing chess and eating dainty little severed fingers dipped in dijon; fingers in a blanket if you will

Only a butt wrangling pederast like yourself would conjure up a comparison of reptile collecting with boy loving You're justy jealous seeing as how male snakes have 2 penises and you can't even say you have 1 fully functional one

I'm glad you don't live out here. All the snakes would starve to death seeing as how all the rodents would be stockpiled in your arse tickling your festering prostate.

[No Contest]

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}


I totally agree there is no way I can close my eyes and block out the world, there is too much background noise going on. Cars passing by.....now you've got me missing the slow country life.....I would move back if I had the opportunity.

[:::PSL:::]

I grew up in the country side. I spent most of my childhood days in my grandparents ranch.

[pacfan]

I swear it sucks living in the sticks at times. I love the solitude, but this b.s with satellites and phone service and taking 45 minutes to get to a store is maddening. It's raining with slight cloud cover, and yet again the dish is killing itself picking up a signal. I'm so sick of paying for this garbage that I just sent a nice, courteous e-mail to Dish Network. Can't wait to see what they send back to me.

"I don't have a question, I have an observation on your so called service.
It's amazing NASA can control a dune buggy a trillion miles away on Mars, but somehow it starts raining here with some slight cloud cover and your crappy dish won't pick up a signal. What a joke!!! It's mind numbing you actually expect people to pay for this garbage, lmao. Thankfully you aren't in charge of telephone service or if I ever needed to call 911 I'd be a skeletized mummy before the ambulance arrived. Great service, keep up the good work.
I won't hold my breath waiting for a response. I'll just put on some scuba tanks and take slow inhalations waiting for your charming reply I'm sure. Have a great day ninny heads."




Sometimes city life is better.

You ain't seen nothing yet. When I came here couple decades back, outside the housing areas, there were nothing but acres and acres of ricefields, and we can see nothing but ricefields all the way in the horizon. Electricity went out several times a the day with no definite schedule, telephones had to be shared as partylines, and water was pumped from the well, but at least they were clean. Not all were bad though. When it rained, thousands of frogs croaked together, particularly at night - I really loved them and still miss 'em. There were lots of fresh tropical fruits everywhere and things were really cheap then, and the tv stations here showed most of the popular American tv programs then in English and there were nearly hundred fm/am radio stations - that was one of the things that really amazed me here - that played at least 80% American songs - we used to be the only colony US ever had.

But few years later, they started to bulldoze most of the ricefields, and filled and paved them with concrete to give way to cheap-labor factory for foreign companies, chiefly Japanese and Koreans (we are only few of the families who kept some of our ricelands). They got a large Intel factory here where they make the pentium processessor, but the news is that they're planning to shift to Vietnam because of increasing cost here... The environmental effect of that land conversion was almost immediate. It started to get flooded here when the rains come, with rainwater coming inside many houses, including ours, so we turned our entire first floor into a warehouse with all our junks placed on an elevated platforms. The frogs started to disappear one by one and now they're almost silent except on some small isolated patches of lands here and there. But on the positive sides, no more blackouts and the place is much more developed. They even got Mcdonalds here now... But still, I somehow miss the old, non-globalized, rural Philippines.

[Douglas]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

1. You can take a piss in your own backyard.

2. You're not as likely to get robbed (probably because it's further to travel for thieves, plus they know country people are a lot more likely to blow their brains out).

3. You can own any type of animal (outdoors) that you want to.

[boozeboxer]

you can go on a frog shoot to impress the ladies.......and you might actually impress them.

You can have a huge bond fire in your yard.

Your dogs can run around.

YOu can have cattle or horses and kangaroos (as clubber noted).