Boxing Top 10 Biggest Jokes

[The Fightfan]

Top Ten Biggest Jokes in the Sport Today - who should consider other careers, maybe you help me choose other careers they could consider

1. Chazz Witherspoon - Spit Bucket Holder
2. Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak
3. Elvir Muriqi - Comedian
4. Yusaf Mack - Fitness Trainer (Ha Ha maybe not)
5. Jeff Lacy - Promotion Agent - (He seems to have convinced most of the world he was a superstar)
6. John Duddy - Actor (He has acted like a pro boxer long enough, needs to be rescued before he gets hurt)
7. Tye Fields - Any Suggestions ?? Have a few but he won't get paid for any of them
8. Kermit Cintron - The guy that comes to parties dressed as Barney
9. Alex Arthur - Clown
10. Andy Lee - Politician - Full of ****

God damnit that was supposed to be a Negative post.
F**K you

[SE7EN]

It's more like "Boxing Top 10 Worst Jokes"

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

I'm confused about these... cuz all I get out of thinking about these guys are...

Chazz Witherspoon - Needs a solid gameplan and the ability to form a new one when challenged
Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak who can beat 99% of the HWs in the world... I'd take that.
Lacy - Working on his dimensions. Got to big for his britches
John Duddy - One of the biggest hearts in boxing
Tye Fields - Big, athletic heavyweight... still remains to be seen.
Kermit Cintron - Good fighter who found his kryptonite
Andy Lee - Will be world champion.

Not sure what most of your "jokes" meant...

Why would Cintron dress up like Barney and why is Lee full of shit?
John Duddy "pretending to be a pro boxer?

You sound like a moron...

Valuev would dismantal 99.9% of the HW dev.

Again, you sound like a moron...

[Gemandad]

Top Ten Biggest Jokes in the Sport Today - who should consider other careers, maybe you help me choose other careers they could consider

1. Chazz Witherspoon - Spit Bucket Holder
2. Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak
3. Elvir Muriqi - Comedian
4. Yusaf Mack - Fitness Trainer (Ha Ha maybe not)
5. Jeff Lacy - Promotion Agent - (He seems to have convinced most of the world he was a superstar)
6. John Duddy - Actor (He has acted like a pro boxer long enough, needs to be rescued before he gets hurt)
7. Tye Fields - Any Suggestions ?? Have a few but he won't get paid for any of them
8. Kermit Cintron - The guy that comes to parties dressed as Barney
9. Alex Arthur - Clown
10. Andy Lee - Politician - Full of ****

God damnit that was supposed to be a Negative post.
F**K you

Erm yeah same back my friend

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Furthermore,

In your profile you state yourself to be a "BOXING GENIUS"

If this is the case I fail t see any genius in your posts thus far... I could be wrong but from what I've seen you are a novice to say the least when it comes to boxing knowlege...

That being said...

You also state your occupation as "BOXER"... Where do you box out of? What is your current record and how many amatuer fights do you have under your belt cuz I'm sure the board is curious...

The only thing of relivence I see on there is your favorite boxer in James Toney... I can get behind that... Other then that?....



Cheers

[Gemandad]

I'm confused about these... cuz all I get out of thinking about these guys are...

Chazz Witherspoon - Needs a solid gameplan and the ability to form a new one when challenged
Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak who can beat 99% of the HWs in the world... I'd take that.
Lacy - Working on his dimensions. Got to big for his britches
John Duddy - One of the biggest hearts in boxing
Tye Fields - Big, athletic heavyweight... still remains to be seen.
Kermit Cintron - Good fighter who found his kryptonite
Andy Lee - Will be world champion.

Not sure what most of your "jokes" meant...

Why would Cintron dress up like Barney and why is Lee full of shit?
John Duddy "pretending to be a pro boxer?

You sound like a moron...

Valuev would dismantal 99.9% of the HW dev.

Again, you sound like a moron...

Ok more insults ok Mr Moron

1. Chazz - What game plan - not getting knocked out?
2. Valuev - 99% of all heavyweights wow that must mean Chagaev must be like the pound for pound best in the world - maybe you are the joke - He bearly beat his only half decent opp in John Ruiz, you honestly believe your statement as I say you are the joke
3. Lacy - Working on what Got knocked the shit out of by his only decent opponent faced and Tyspko was 2-3 rounds up on him when he got robbed then Manfejoke pushed him all the way - Jermain Taylor is hardly doing well at the moment will expose him
4. Duddy - Big heart ok give you that one shame his boxing ability doesn't match the heart, he is being carried to his first defeat when he steps up probably in 2-3 years time and is 50-0
5. Fields - Sorry did you mention athletic and Tye Fields in the same sentance, the guy looks like a pub brawler 41-1 that is one of the biggest jokes in boxing
6. Cintron - Found his Kryptonite, what someone that stands up to him, ha ha he may well face a few more like that
7. Andy Lee - Will be world champion - haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa biggest laugh so far go tell that to brian Vera, actually no go tell Jaidon Codrington who demolished him - you are obviously either stupid enough to make shit up to try and make your point or just Stupid

Take it you agree with the other 3 ??

[Gemandad]

Furthermore,

In your profile you state yourself to be a "BOXING GENIUS"

If this is the case I fail t see any genius in your posts thus far... I could be wrong but from what I've seen you are a novice to say the least when it comes to boxing knowlege...

That being said...

You also state your occupation as "BOXER"... Where do you box out of? What is your current record and how many amatuer fights do you have under your belt cuz I'm sure the board is curious...

The only thing of relivence I see on there is your favorite boxer in James Toney... I can get behind that... Other then that?....



Cheers

Am interested to see why my boxing ability has any reflect on my knowledge, second time I have been asked this, can only guarantee it is better than yours in both Am and Pro

[BoxingGorilla]

The only man on your list that I sorta agree with his Tye Fields. I don't agree with any of the job suggestions.

You poke fun at Duddy and Andy Lee you will find you've made an enemy out of our Hitman D.

[Gemandad]

The only man on your list that I sorta agree with his Tye Fields. I don't agree with any of the job suggestions.

You poke fun at Duddy and Andy Lee you will find you've made an enemy out of our Hitman D.

OH WELL, nothing like supporting you own but he must have a bit of common sense to know neither are very good

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

I'm confused about these... cuz all I get out of thinking about these guys are...

Chazz Witherspoon - Needs a solid gameplan and the ability to form a new one when challenged
Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak who can beat 99% of the HWs in the world... I'd take that.
Lacy - Working on his dimensions. Got to big for his britches
John Duddy - One of the biggest hearts in boxing
Tye Fields - Big, athletic heavyweight... still remains to be seen.
Kermit Cintron - Good fighter who found his kryptonite
Andy Lee - Will be world champion.

Not sure what most of your "jokes" meant...

Why would Cintron dress up like Barney and why is Lee full of shit?
John Duddy "pretending to be a pro boxer?

You sound like a moron...

Valuev would dismantal 99.9% of the HW dev.

Again, you sound like a moron...

Ok more insults ok Mr Moron

1. Chazz - What game plan - not getting knocked out?
2. Valuev - 99% of all heavyweights wow that must mean Chagaev must be like the pound for pound best in the world - maybe you are the joke - He bearly beat his only half decent opp in John Ruiz, you honestly believe your statement as I say you are the joke
3. Lacy - Working on what Got knocked the shit out of by his only decent opponent faced and Tyspko was 2-3 rounds up on him when he got robbed then Manfejoke pushed him all the way - Jermain Taylor is hardly doing well at the moment will expose him
4. Duddy - Big heart ok give you that one shame his boxing ability doesn't match the heart, he is being carried to his first defeat when he steps up probably in 2-3 years time and is 50-0
5. Fields - Sorry did you mention athletic and Tye Fields in the same sentance, the guy looks like a pub brawler 41-1 that is one of the biggest jokes in boxing
6. Cintron - Found his Kryptonite, what someone that stands up to him, ha ha he may well face a few more like that
7. Andy Lee - Will be world champion - haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa biggest laugh so far go tell that to brian Vera, actually no go tell Jaidon Codrington who demolished him - you are obviously either stupid enough to make shit up to try and make your point or just Stupid

Take it you agree with the other 3 ??

So Chazz has no ability and should not be in a ring is what you're saying?

John Ruiz is still ranked in the top 10 fighters in the Wrold at HW... You talk like he's a friggin journeyman and name all the guys in the HW Div that could beat Valuev... You'd be hardpressed to find 5... thanks

You call Lacy a joke? What are you even talking about? He fought Vitali with one arm... Are you even kidding me right now?

Duddy will not beat the top tier but to call him a joke makes you look like you're not very knowlegable... He has leaky defense but is a good fighter.

Fields when asserting himself is a force in the ring... Did I say he would be a world champion? Of course not... Then I'd sound as knowlegable as you but he infact is a very protected, limited fighter that at the top level would be KOd.

Yet again, Cintron has power in both hands and decent defense... You'll get no argument from me that he fell to the first guy that made him fight HARD... Twice. He doesn't believe in his abilities and heart enough... If he gets hismind right he is one of the best in the world... Not as you say, "a joke" and whats with the barney suit comment? What does that ecen mean?

I was at the Vera fight... I was rooting for Vera... Do you know that Vera at the weigh in was 162? Lee had never fought a presure fighter that hit as hard as Vera... Codrington is a big puncher... He could lite up most with one shot power in the SMW div so I don't really understand your comment... His war with Bika in the contender finale is a testiment to his heart and power...

so again, why is Lee a joke?

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Furthermore,

In your profile you state yourself to be a "BOXING GENIUS"

If this is the case I fail t see any genius in your posts thus far... I could be wrong but from what I've seen you are a novice to say the least when it comes to boxing knowlege...

That being said...

You also state your occupation as "BOXER"... Where do you box out of? What is your current record and how many amatuer fights do you have under your belt cuz I'm sure the board is curious...

The only thing of relivence I see on there is your favorite boxer in James Toney... I can get behind that... Other then that?....



Cheers

Am interested to see why my boxing ability has any reflect on my knowledge, second time I have been asked this, can only guarantee it is better than yours in both Am and Pro

Then maybe you should switch them to "no comment" since you've not answered anyone... and it has nothing to do with your knowlege except for the fact that it's easy to sit back and be an armchair quarterback when you've never been in a ring... That's why I ask...

[Phil]

The only man on your list that I sorta agree with his Tye Fields. I don't agree with any of the job suggestions.

You poke fun at Duddy and Andy Lee you will find you've made an enemy out of our Hitman D.

OH WELL, nothing like supporting you own but he must have a bit of common sense to know neither are very good

Why do u recon Lee is no good because he lost one fight? He tried to fight instead of just boxing, before that fight he barly lost a round.
Are u saying that every fighter that loses a fight is a joke? He's young and has all the tools to be a future world champ, as for saying Duddy's going to be carried to 50-0 before he steps up? I could have sworn he was trying to get a Pavlik fight and nearly had it to. Granted Pavlik would more than likley win but at least he has the heart to take him on

[Gemandad]

I'm confused about these... cuz all I get out of thinking about these guys are...

Chazz Witherspoon - Needs a solid gameplan and the ability to form a new one when challenged
Nicolay Valuev - Circus Freak who can beat 99% of the HWs in the world... I'd take that.
Lacy - Working on his dimensions. Got to big for his britches
John Duddy - One of the biggest hearts in boxing
Tye Fields - Big, athletic heavyweight... still remains to be seen.
Kermit Cintron - Good fighter who found his kryptonite
Andy Lee - Will be world champion.

Not sure what most of your "jokes" meant...

Why would Cintron dress up like Barney and why is Lee full of shit?
John Duddy "pretending to be a pro boxer?

You sound like a moron...

Valuev would dismantal 99.9% of the HW dev.

Again, you sound like a moron...

Ok more insults ok Mr Moron

1. Chazz - What game plan - not getting knocked out?
2. Valuev - 99% of all heavyweights wow that must mean Chagaev must be like the pound for pound best in the world - maybe you are the joke - He bearly beat his only half decent opp in John Ruiz, you honestly believe your statement as I say you are the joke
3. Lacy - Working on what Got knocked the shit out of by his only decent opponent faced and Tyspko was 2-3 rounds up on him when he got robbed then Manfejoke pushed him all the way - Jermain Taylor is hardly doing well at the moment will expose him
4. Duddy - Big heart ok give you that one shame his boxing ability doesn't match the heart, he is being carried to his first defeat when he steps up probably in 2-3 years time and is 50-0
5. Fields - Sorry did you mention athletic and Tye Fields in the same sentance, the guy looks like a pub brawler 41-1 that is one of the biggest jokes in boxing
6. Cintron - Found his Kryptonite, what someone that stands up to him, ha ha he may well face a few more like that
7. Andy Lee - Will be world champion - haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa biggest laugh so far go tell that to brian Vera, actually no go tell Jaidon Codrington who demolished him - you are obviously either stupid enough to make shit up to try and make your point or just Stupid

Take it you agree with the other 3 ??

So Chazz has no ability and should not be in a ring is what you're saying?

John Ruiz is still ranked in the top 10 fighters in the Wrold at HW... You talk like he's a friggin journeyman and name all the guys in the HW Div that could beat Valuev... You'd be hardpressed to find 5... thanks

You call Lacy a joke? What are you even talking about? He fought Vitali with one arm... Are you even kidding me right now?

Duddy will not beat the top tier but to call him a joke makes you look like you're not very knowlegable... He has leaky defense but is a good fighter.

Fields when asserting himself is a force in the ring... Did I say he would be a world champion? Of course not... Then I'd sound as knowlegable as you but he infact is a very protected, limited fighter that at the top level would be KOd.

Yet again, Cintron has power in both hands and decent defense... You'll get no argument from me that he fell to the first guy that made him fight HARD... Twice. He doesn't believe in his abilities and heart enough... If he gets hismind right he is one of the best in the world... Not as you say, "a joke" and whats with the barney suit comment? What does that ecen mean?

I was at the Vera fight... I was rooting for Vera... Do you know that Vera at the weigh in was 162? Lee had never fought a presure fighter that hit as hard as Vera... Codrington is a big puncher... He could lite up most with one shot power in the SMW div so I don't really understand your comment... His war with Bika in the contender finale is a testiment to his heart and power...

so again, why is Lee a joke?

Joke is everyone thought he was good just cause he ate at manny stewarts house, I liked Codrinton, Bika is hardly good though, didn't Codrington get ko'ed really badly in about 20 secs by allan green.

Heavyweights Valuev ok - even mccline would have beaten him should his knee not gone, if i could be arsed i could name more than 10.

Fields what is the point in carrying a fighter to 41-1 - in my eyes thats a joke

[Gemandad]

The only man on your list that I sorta agree with his Tye Fields. I don't agree with any of the job suggestions.

You poke fun at Duddy and Andy Lee you will find you've made an enemy out of our Hitman D.

OH WELL, nothing like supporting you own but he must have a bit of common sense to know neither are very good

Why do u recon Lee is no good because he lost one fight? He tried to fight instead of just boxing, before that fight he barly lost a round.
Are u saying that every fighter that loses a fight is a joke? He's young and has all the tools to be a future world champ, as for saying Duddy's going to be carried to 50-0 before he steps up? I could have sworn he was trying to get a Pavlik fight and nearly had it to. Granted Pavlik would more than likley win but at least he has the heart to take him on

Not at all just stop pretending they are good, Pavlik would have demolished him in the same vein as he did lockett, hence why he bottled the fight

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Ok more insults ok Mr Moron

1. Chazz - What game plan - not getting knocked out?
2. Valuev - 99% of all heavyweights wow that must mean Chagaev must be like the pound for pound best in the world - maybe you are the joke - He bearly beat his only half decent opp in John Ruiz, you honestly believe your statement as I say you are the joke
3. Lacy - Working on what Got knocked the shit out of by his only decent opponent faced and Tyspko was 2-3 rounds up on him when he got robbed then Manfejoke pushed him all the way - Jermain Taylor is hardly doing well at the moment will expose him
4. Duddy - Big heart ok give you that one shame his boxing ability doesn't match the heart, he is being carried to his first defeat when he steps up probably in 2-3 years time and is 50-0
5. Fields - Sorry did you mention athletic and Tye Fields in the same sentance, the guy looks like a pub brawler 41-1 that is one of the biggest jokes in boxing
6. Cintron - Found his Kryptonite, what someone that stands up to him, ha ha he may well face a few more like that
7. Andy Lee - Will be world champion - haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa biggest laugh so far go tell that to brian Vera, actually no go tell Jaidon Codrington who demolished him - you are obviously either stupid enough to make shit up to try and make your point or just Stupid

Take it you agree with the other 3 ??

So Chazz has no ability and should not be in a ring is what you're saying?

John Ruiz is still ranked in the top 10 fighters in the Wrold at HW... You talk like he's a friggin journeyman and name all the guys in the HW Div that could beat Valuev... You'd be hardpressed to find 5... thanks

You call Lacy a joke? What are you even talking about? He fought Vitali with one arm... Are you even kidding me right now?

Duddy will not beat the top tier but to call him a joke makes you look like you're not very knowlegable... He has leaky defense but is a good fighter.

Fields when asserting himself is a force in the ring... Did I say he would be a world champion? Of course not... Then I'd sound as knowlegable as you but he infact is a very protected, limited fighter that at the top level would be KOd.

Yet again, Cintron has power in both hands and decent defense... You'll get no argument from me that he fell to the first guy that made him fight HARD... Twice. He doesn't believe in his abilities and heart enough... If he gets hismind right he is one of the best in the world... Not as you say, "a joke" and whats with the barney suit comment? What does that ecen mean?

I was at the Vera fight... I was rooting for Vera... Do you know that Vera at the weigh in was 162? Lee had never fought a presure fighter that hit as hard as Vera... Codrington is a big puncher... He could lite up most with one shot power in the SMW div so I don't really understand your comment... His war with Bika in the contender finale is a testiment to his heart and power...

so again, why is Lee a joke?

Joke is everyone thought he was good just cause he ate at manny stewarts house, I liked Codrinton, Bika is hardly good though, didn't Codrington get ko'ed really badly in about 20 secs by allan green.

Heavyweights Valuev ok - even mccline would have beaten him should his knee not gone, if i could be arsed i could name more than 10.

Fields what is the point in carrying a fighter to 41-1 - in my eyes thats a joke

First, I'll take your ten YOU THINK would beat Valuev so we can sticky them up and laugh at you for a while...

Second, Allan Green prior to getting sick was one of the most dominant fighters at SMW and he caught Jaidon... It could happen to anyone... But you're a boxer... you know that

Third, Bika gave Joe C a run for his money so Calzaghe must be a second rate fighter... Bika has been atop the div for years...

Fields I am sick of talking about cuz I don't even like him but he has been in the ring against guys that weigh over 225lbs... over 40 times.... and won... You can joke about him if you please... I know I wouldn't to his face...