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    Default Ask the oracle

    Anybody done it?



    You asked:
    Will Amir Kahn win tonight
    The Oracle replied:
    Very, very likely. How else may I help you?






    You asked:
    Are you my mum
    The Oracle replied:
    Only on Fridays! I think you’ve got the best questions! I like answering them.





    You asked:
    Who will be newcastle’s new manager
    The Oracle replied:
    Will Smith. Unfortunately, things are worse than what they seem.









    You asked:
    Is mayweather ducking Margarito
    The Oracle replied:
    I certainly hope so, but the future looks bad. By the way, this issue was the subject of a talk-show in Absurdistan.








    You asked:
    Is saddoboxing the best site on the net
    The Oracle replied:
    www.askoracle.net is the best site ever. Count me on this one at least.







    You asked:
    Do you enjoy giving head
    The Oracle replied:
    Today I do, but tomorrow I don’t.





    You asked:
    How many fingers am i holding up
    The Oracle replied:
    Around 7.



    You asked:
    Will england beat andorra
    The Oracle replied:
    With all the uncertainties involved, I’d say no.

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    Default Re: Ask the oracle

    I will try this. Do you have to give out any information if it's a question about love life?

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    Default Re: Ask the oracle

    What a shitload of fuck!!

    You asked: I’ve like this girl for almost 5 years, she’s liked me, but I too scared to talk. Will we ever date
    The Oracle replied: I speak only English, not Ancient Yatvingian or Manichaean Middle Persian.

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    ou asked: Hi. I’m Floorian!
    The Oracle replied: Greetings, my fellow.

























    You asked: I like to masturbate!
    The Oracle replied: I can’t understand a word you’re saying.




























    You asked: I farted and it stinks!
    The Oracle replied: I can’t catch your train of thought.

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    Default Re: Ask the oracle

    It's utter bullshit, but still fun though.

    You asked: How many posts do I have on the Saddo forums?
    The Oracle replied: Two or three.

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    Default Re: Ask the oracle

    I asked itif my gf would ever cheat on me...?

    No ...it replied your way too handsome and your cocks too big

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    Default Re: Ask the oracle

    WEIRD lol i ain't going on that again


    Will cook win tonight
    The Oracle replied:
    Yes, if you fight bravely.
    What would you like to ask?

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