hit a pheasant in my car

[littlebif]

nice. bet that he enjoyed cleaning it off

[bikersk]

I think i've posted this on here before but one day..........

On my way to work I was driving in a 100KPH zone (60MPH) and going a tad over the speed limit. Two birds were fighting over something and one flew straight into my path. Dont know what sort, small to medium bird. All i saw was the puff of feathers and knew i'd hit the bird. So I drove the rest of the 60 k's I drive to and from work each day. Parked my car did a few things at work and left early as I had to do some running around with the kids after school. On the way to work i noticed a few people looking at my car in the traffic which is not the usual, i'm not in a ferrari thats for sure. Anyway drove the 60 k's back home picked up the kids, went to chemist, shopping, bank etc all around town then home. When we get home the kids go past the front of the car and all stop and look with mouths open. There is a dead bird in the grill of the car. And sure enough more than half of the dead bird was hanging out of the grill for the whole day.

[BIG H]

Do you know that in British law if you run over a Pheasant and intend to take it away with you (to cook and eat presumably ) you are bound by law to stop the next vehicle and ask them if they would like the pheasant.

This aint a joke it's true - just a bit of useless info for ya

[Andre]

Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!

Too right, be a real man! Cut the dent out of the car panel and use that as a wok.

[Kel]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

[Kel]

Could be worse, I was driving home from work down the A127 at about 5 in the morning a couple of years ago and saw a car that had hit a horse. Could not even tell what car it was, that was a sight.

[rialex]

oh my... poor pheasant...