hit a pheasant in my car

[Gandalf]

Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!

[Andre]

Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds!

Too right, be a real man! Cut the dent out of the car panel and use that as a wok.

[Kel]

What was a pheasant doing in your car??

[Kel]

Could be worse, I was driving home from work down the A127 at about 5 in the morning a couple of years ago and saw a car that had hit a horse. Could not even tell what car it was, that was a sight.