R.I.P Stephen Gately

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What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase

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Louis Walsh has received a letter stating:

"For every week John and Edward stay on the X-Factor, a member of Boyzone will die."

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I think the Majorcan police are taking the ban on fags a little too literally.

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Red ring at night, Gately's delight.

Blue ring in morning, oedema warning

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The last boyzone album released was entitled;

"Back again... no matter what"

I beg to differ.

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Why was Steven Gately's car insurance cancelled?

He was rear-ended too many times.

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Police have said Stephen Gately died after being on a bender for 3 days.

The bender is said to be devastated

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According to new reports Stephen Gately was seen running around waving a vibrator.

Police thought he was a suicide bummer

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The coroners verdict has come back on Stephen Gately's death. It turns out he died from excess fluid on the lungs.

Carlsberg dont do gay bukkake......

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one mention of a stiff gayboy and louis walsh is there like a shot

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WTF was a married man doing with another fella in his apartment

I dont know too much about the gays (thats VDs subject) but surely if 2 fellas marry eachother it doesnt mean they can still take it up the gary glitter from a foreign local every now and then?

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Apparently .... his other half was in 'another room' with this other guy for several hours until they noticed that he was dead on the sofa.

Generally, you'd condemn this sort of behaviour in a heterosexual couple (just as you'd condemn people cruising public parks for sex, gathering in public toilets etc so I dont see why gay people should always scream 'homophobia' whenever people criticise those of them that lead dissolute lifestyles).