Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

[frasd]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

[CFH]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

It's a song that has sad meaning for me now, every time I hear that song my mind is draw back to the ceremony for Luc Bourdon at GM Place.

[X]

Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion

[CutMeMick]

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

No fucken way...

Mark Morrisons - Return of the Mack is my jam.
Everytime we're partying I play that song. That's my shit.

The lyrics are:
You lied to me.
But you do, but you do.
All this pain you said I'd never feel.
But I do, but I do, do, do.

[CutMeMick]

One of my younger brothers always sand this song as follows:

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

of course the real lyrics, hold me closer tiny dancer...

[johnmaff36]

Always thought MJs 'Billie Jean' said;
'For forty days and for forty nights, i was on the cider'

[Box-r-guy]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

I always thought in the song Blinded By The Light they were saying, Dressed up like a douche, another ruler in the night!, when actually it was "Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night".

[Drago]

worst ever was my mate used to sing tom jones song 'it aint serious to be in love with anyone' instead of unusual to be in love with anyone' what an idiot

[Shavio]

A guy i used to wrk with was great for a laugh with this, very thick he was really funny.

1) To Boogie Wonderland i caught him replacing those two words with 'looking for romance'.
2) Streetlife was also 'street lights' for a while which made me laugh.

The one i liked the most though was when DREAM 'things can only get better' was on the radio and he turned to me in the most gormless voice you can imagine and sai "Err, Shav, is this Jason Donovan?"

Quality!!

[Master]

I love the song by Alicia Keys, New York but it does seem she is saying in one of the lines "where dreams are made" as "wet dreams are made of".

[Douglas]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Blinded By The Light, wound up like a douche in the middle of the night...

[Andre]

Remember Cheech and chong The shorter one was wallking down the street singing "dah dah da da dah my scrotum"
in place of my sharoma.

[Andre]

Start at the beginning;

BA ba black sheep have you had a pull?


yes sir yes sir three bags full.