Tom Cochran's 'Big League'
The lyrics go :
Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back
I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.
Tom Cochran's 'Big League'
The lyrics go :
Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back
I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.
Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:
Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
One of my younger brothers always sand this song as follows:
Elton John - Tiny Dancer
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
of course the real lyrics, hold me closer tiny dancer...![]()
Always thought MJs 'Billie Jean' said;
'For forty days and for forty nights, i was on the cider'
worst ever was my mate used to sing tom jones song 'it aint serious to be in love with anyone' instead of unusual to be in love with anyone' what an idiot
A guy i used to wrk with was great for a laugh with this, very thick he was really funny.
1) To Boogie Wonderland i caught him replacing those two words with 'looking for romance'.
2) Streetlife was also 'street lights' for a while which made me laugh.
The one i liked the most though was when DREAM 'things can only get better' was on the radio and he turned to me in the most gormless voice you can imagine and sai "Err, Shav, is this Jason Donovan?"
Quality!!
I love the song by Alicia Keys, New York but it does seem she is saying in one of the lines "where dreams are made" as "wet dreams are made of".
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Remember Cheech and chong The shorter one was wallking down the street singing "dah dah da da dah my scrotum"
in place of my sharoma.
Start at the beginning;
BA ba black sheep have you had a pull?
yes sir yes sir three bags full.
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