A bloke gets home from work early , and he hears noises from the bedroom. He walks upstairs to find his best friend having sex with his wife.
He is horrified , and shouts abuse , then grabs his friend in a head lock and drags him outside to the garden shed.
He gets hold of his friends cock and put it in a vice , tightens it and snaps the handle off the vice.
He says to his friend - "how could you do this to me i am your best friend"?
He then grabs a very rusty hacksaw and looks at his friend.
His friends says - Oh god are you ging to cut my cock off for sleeping with your wife"?
The bloke says - "No you are , im setting fire to the fucking shed"!!!!