Is torso man any good?

[Gandalf]

I want something to punch really. I have a wife, but she punches back, so I can't take the risk. I live in an apartment complex so don't want anything hanging as I worry that I will bring the next floor down with my incredible power. I'm a bit disappointed that 'torso man' is a bit duff. I think it would have been great fun if it was solid and wouldn't dance about.

Why don't you join a gym?

It's something that I don't have the confidence to do. People stare at me anyway, now if I was to be working out in public it would be even worse. I just want to do my lake walking and have a jab and a hook at something in the home.

There's actually a lot of equipment all around the lake, so one thing I am going to do is take my walk early in the mornings and try and use some of it on the sly without anybody seeing me. There are weights and different kinds of health contraptions. Korea is quite good like that. Most common walkways have all this stuff and anybody can use it. In England it would just be vandalized and stolen. Not a bother here.

Yeah, I really just want something to punch so I can pretend I am Calzaghe for 20 minutes a day.

[Beanz]

I want something to punch really. I have a wife, but she punches back, so I can't take the risk. I live in an apartment complex so don't want anything hanging as I worry that I will bring the next floor down with my incredible power. I'm a bit disappointed that 'torso man' is a bit duff. I think it would have been great fun if it was solid and wouldn't dance about.

Why don't you come back to England and punch Bilbo ? Admittedly there is probably a long queue but you won't have to be Calzaghe to miss a head that big. He may punch back but Dorothy wasn't afraid of the Munchkins and Charlie Bucket didn't run away from the Umpa Lumpas, stand your ground and the worst you'll get is a slap in the nuts from his royal shortness.