Does God have a purpose for your penis?

[Mars_ax]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

only purpose ever was was stickin it into a cunt and having babies.

Well ain't you a romantic muther-fucker.

[brocktonblockbust]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

only purpose ever was was stickin it into a cunt and having babies.

Well ain't you a romantic muther-fucker.

not that I condone that--but biologically speaking strictly here---

[Conrad]

Email him this video. He'll question his faith and start enjoying his daily tug even more than he already does...

[Mars_ax]

@Conrad,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

[Andre]

@Conrad ,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

That's even funnier than his other beliefs.
The church really have control over what he thinks havent they .

[Master]

Admit it, your firiend is @NVSemin

[SugarBoxing]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

Jesus took away our sins and paid for them on the cross. Therefore, God no longer judges the believers. "The strength of sin is the law" (1 Corinthians 15:56). Please, tell your friend, as long as he feels guilty or condemned by God, he will continue sinning (masturbate in this case). The truth or too good to be true news ( = gospel) are that there is now no condemnation for those who believe in Christ Jesus and his finished work on the cross.

[Youngblood]

[brocktonblockbust]

Jesus took away our sins and paid for them on the cross. Therefore, God no longer judges the believers. "The strength of sin is the law" (1 Corinthians 15:56). Please, tell your friend, as long as he feels guilty or condemned by God, he will continue sinning (masturbate in this case). The truth or too good to be true news ( = gospel) are that there is now no condemnation for those who believe in Christ Jesus and his finished work on the cross.

how convenient. who thought that one up.

[Andre]

I forgot just how funny this is:

Good spot for it here..

[Dia bando]

Can't work this one out, is he guilty for not poking his,wife or guilty for wanking to much, or guilty for
being guilty.! are never mind carry on wanking.

[Andre]

Jesus took away our sins and paid for them on the cross. Therefore, God no longer judges the believers. "The strength of sin is the law" (1 Corinthians 15:56). Please, tell your friend, as long as he feels guilty or condemned by God, he will continue sinning (masturbate in this case). The truth or too good to be true news ( = gospel) are that there is now no condemnation for those who believe in Christ Jesus and his finished work on the cross.

how convenient. who thought that one up.

Rome, council of Nicosia, 312 ad.

[SugarBoxing]

Jesus took away our sins and paid for them on the cross. Therefore, God no longer judges the believers. "The strength of sin is the law" (1 Corinthians 15:56). Please, tell your friend, as long as he feels guilty or condemned by God, he will continue sinning (masturbate in this case). The truth or too good to be true news ( = gospel) are that there is now no condemnation for those who believe in Christ Jesus and his finished work on the cross.

how convenient. who thought that one up.

Romans 8:1 says "Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit who gives life has set you[a] free from the law of sin and death."

you, guys, in the middle of your own men-made bullshit, try to open the bible sometimes and read what God himself says about stuff

[Mars_ax]

you, guys, in the middle of your own men-made bullshit, try to open the bible sometimes and read what God himself says about stuff

I tried reading the holy babble, but found it to be boring, badly written, fictional religious blither. If I want to read an ancient novel, I'd much prefer Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, it's much more believable, easier to read, and far more entertaining.

No offense @NVSemin - but if you're going to pander Christianity like a patronizing nitwit, take it to another forum where there's like minded god-idiots.

[SugarBoxing]

you, guys, in the middle of your own men-made bullshit, try to open the bible sometimes and read what God himself says about stuff

I tried reading the holy babble, but found it to be boring, badly written, fictional religious blither. If I want to read an ancient novel, I'd much prefer Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, it's much more believable, easier to read, and far more entertaining.

No offense @NVSemin - but if you're going to pander Christianity like a patronizing nitwit, take it to forum where there's like minded god-idiots.

Well, I was thinking you were asking a serious question to truly help your friend, so I tried to give the best answer possible. Now I understand you were just clowning around

I tried reading the holy babble, but found it to be boring, badly written, fictional religious blither. If I want to read an ancient novel, I'd much prefer Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, it's much more believable, easier to read, and far more entertaining.

No offense, but it is just your opinion. Mayweather, Pacquiao, Toney, RJJ, SRL, Holyfield, Foreman and several other all time great are strong believers, and this gives some support that there is something up there.

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