Theres this geek at work

[erics44]

Eric works on a Longboat not in a shoe factory. I used to work in a shoe factory. I worked on the Clark's sample line where all the shoes were handmade one offs for testing and fashion shows. I made the glass slippers for Anita Dobson when she was in the local pantomine. I made them out of a transparent PVC type stuff. Stretched them over a last and nailed some glittery plastic heels on them. Should have warned her that her hubby was pretty obviously going to turn into a pretentious badger loving twat.

no no no i dont work on a longboat ive got a longcock

yer frog

If there is someone you don't like at work, just ignore them. You are earning a wage and that's the deal, nothing more or less. You don't have to get on with your coworkers, they will come and go and you tolerate them. Nothing more than that really. No need to hit them, or even exchange harsh words, just blank them.

seems like wise words, i really want to tho

[Master]

Have you ever thought that you are considered a bit of a prat yourself and that your colleagues hate you and want to smash your bloody face in but do not because they respect their other colleagues and job?

You do the same.