What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

[Memphis]

Setting him on fire wouldnt hurt either, well it wouldnt hurt after he had been shot and coshed over the head.

[The_One77]

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

[The_One77]

disgusting isn't it.......

[AdamGB]

I've seen bigger...

[Saddo]

hahahaha funny thread... dont corner it or it will go for your throat


just get some poison if you cant catch it ((for the rat.... not for the wuss ))

[gogs67]

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

Thats a mouse!Ya big girl!

[KKisser]

buy rat poison. catch the pest and force feed it. tie a string around it's snout so it wouldn't spit it out. tie another string around it's neck so it wouldn't throw up. it requires a bit of patience but i'm sure it'll work.

[El Gamo]

You could get one of those sticky paper things from you local supermarket and lay them everywhere so when the rat runs over the paper,it'll stick to it.Or,get a wooden stick,sharpen it and go hunting!

[gogs67]

Just feed it and call it Tyson or something!

[Munkymagic]

Thats a fookin mouse ya big fairy! We get em all the time in our house as we live in an old georgian house by some fields. They come in out of the cold and wet.

'little nipper' mouse traps mate...£1 each. They do the trick and you can set the kunts on a HAIR TRIGGER

[Drunken Monkey]

You could get one of those sticky paper things from you local supermarket and lay them everywhere so when the rat runs over the paper,it'll stick to it.Or,get a wooden stick,sharpen it and go hunting!

Why didn't I think of that?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

isn't it cute

[Munkymagic]

isn't it cute

They look even cuter when you come down in the morning and the arm of the trap has snapped across its nose causing its eyes to pop out of their sockets. Not killing the mouse instantly but giving the cute little mite a slow agonising painful death. If you are lucky enough and you hear the trap 'snap' you can run downstairs quickly and watch it 'jipping out' as it dies in pain.

Filthy vermin

[Howlin Mad Missy]

get a humane trap and put chocolate in it or peanut butter or those bigger plastic killer traps and not the vile metal ones that will take off a limb. Poison takes several days to work plus you now have a rotting dead mouse under your bed

[Munkymagic]

No DON'T get a humane trap These things are vermin and piss all over your room (they are incontinent)...there are MILLIONS of them everywhere. Trapping one and setting it back off outside only gives it time to breed and re-invade your house with back-up at a later date. Leaving you wishing you would have smoked the little fucker in the first place.

Our mice have gotten smart so i have had to box clever. They used to outwit me by somehow eating the chocolate but not set off the trap.

Not nowadays...i now have a 100% conversion rate of kills to trap settings on the first night. I am the mouse execution expert. Listen to me....NOT some airy fairy BURD like Missy who loves all gods creatures and thinks they should be preserved.

Sod em. Get a 'nipper' set it on a hair trigger and watch the little fuckers 'jip out' as they go to hell and back and die in a cauldron of pain and anger. Then smoke a fat cigar and give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done soldier