What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

[Drunken Monkey]

I think we've got the perfect plan.

1) Get the sticky paper, wait for the little homo to get stuck on it

2) Shoot the fucker with a bb gun

3) Bat him over the head for good measure


I'll send you my bill
Thank you.

[Paul Kevin]

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

[Master]

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

That is very profound, poignant and deep, batman will be proud of your response.

[Batman]

Just simply kill the rat if you can't call the rat control unit or something like that or spray some strong shit

That is very profound, poignant and deep, batman will be proud of your response.

Close the thread, Paul Kevin has nailed it, nothing more to add.

Well done Sir

[walrus]

The poor thing is just trying to live. Clean your house, get rid of any food stuff he may be able to get at and he will probably leave. Or if it's cold in your area as soon as it warms up he will leave. If you are in a housing complex or apartment forget about it, your screwed cause there is probably hundreds of them. See if u can make peace but guard your women they are very afraid of rats

[Memphis]

Setting him on fire wouldnt hurt either, well it wouldnt hurt after he had been shot and coshed over the head.

[The_One77]

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

[The_One77]

disgusting isn't it.......

[AdamGB]

I've seen bigger...

[Saddo]

hahahaha funny thread... dont corner it or it will go for your throat


just get some poison if you cant catch it ((for the rat.... not for the wuss ))

[gogs67]

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

Thats a mouse!Ya big girl!

[KKisser]

buy rat poison. catch the pest and force feed it. tie a string around it's snout so it wouldn't spit it out. tie another string around it's neck so it wouldn't throw up. it requires a bit of patience but i'm sure it'll work.

[El Gamo]

You could get one of those sticky paper things from you local supermarket and lay them everywhere so when the rat runs over the paper,it'll stick to it.Or,get a wooden stick,sharpen it and go hunting!

[gogs67]

Just feed it and call it Tyson or something!

[Munkymagic]

Thats a fookin mouse ya big fairy! We get em all the time in our house as we live in an old georgian house by some fields. They come in out of the cold and wet.

'little nipper' mouse traps mate...£1 each. They do the trick and you can set the kunts on a HAIR TRIGGER