Got a porn film the other day,i put it in the dvd player but it was just a dark blurry
picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then i realised i hadn't switched the TV on.
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Got a porn film the other day,i put it in the dvd player but it was just a dark blurry
picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then i realised i hadn't switched the TV on.
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Q: What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
A: Luke warm.
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
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Originally Posted by Andre
oldie but goodie!
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Man I got so many funny jokes that'll make ya laugh off your chairs but ive been warned a few times.
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Naomi Campbell is a tranny.
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I would be lying if i said i was a fan of the Manchester legend, but you have to admire
his career longevity and knack for nurturing young talent. Anyway enough about
Ken Barlow.
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The three women who have been set free in Ohio after ten years were asked by a psychologist
if they had any questions to ask.All three jumped up and asked "Have Arsenal won a cup yet."
My Cousin told me this joke the CUNT.
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guess no one gets this geek humor
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Why doesn't George RR Martin use Twitter?
Because he killed all 140 characters
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I didnt until I just looked up what one is on Google, then remembered Luke entered one.
guess no one gets this geek humor
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Obi wan? I don't remember that scene.I didnt until I just looked up what one is on Google, then remembered Luke entered one.
guess no one gets this geek humor
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You know, Ive never watched it right through must do it sometime! Whats an Obi wan? Isnt that a character not a thing?Obi wan? I don't remember that scene.I didnt until I just looked up what one is on Google, then remembered Luke entered one.
guess no one gets this geek humor
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Obi Wan Kinobi was the trainer of Darth Vader before he joined the dark side.
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Doh! i thought i was behind the times with popular culture, you gentlemen don't know your Star Wars!?!?!?! lol
you know what they say, if you have to explain a joke, it ain't funny, so i'll explain this unfunny joke - lol @ me
Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back - Luke Skywalker, the protagonist - young farmboy in search of his father, on his way becoming a Jedi Knight using a lightsaber (laser sword) and powers from the "Force" (sort of like psychic powers) ... Luke is on the Ice planet, Hoth... he is stuck out in the cold during the night, Han Solo, a comrade finds Luke. Han, in order to keep Luke warm, uses the lightsaber to cut the belly of a Tauntaun and Han puts Luke inside
"Lukewarm" is of course a description/level of hotness... so internal temperature of Tauntaun is lukewarm - with Luke Skywalker in one
i'm da worstest ... lol at me!!
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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