sons life ruined after being teabagged

[Gandalf]

Why didn't he just bite the other guys balls off?Would he have got away with saying it was self defence?

EWWWWHHH!!!

sounds abit yucky, but so does this entire teabag business to be honest.....what's wrong with just a nice cuppa tea these days without the fancy and little bit pervy variations?

sod it.....Emma needs a teabagging!!!!

are you offering?

No im not....I dont participate in this teabagging malarky. Im very new to this tea bag thing. I thought it meant a hot drink until a few days ago. Now I realise its a banana up the bum. Very scary stuff!

[Lords Gym]

It’s sad for the Mom. Ya know??
The kid need to rise up and start kicking some country ass!