Near death experience

[CutMeMick]

Took a Flight from Houston to Vegas years ago on some airlines called FunJet .

I didn't need to read your entire story.
All I needed to read was FunJet and I pretty much could tell you off the bat what wen't wrong......

[TheBESTP4P]

Took a Flight from Houston to Vegas years ago on some airlines called FunJet . this company obviously buys all the old used Continental Airlines carriages ! I get on board and sit-down in the old chair and could actually see the Continental Airlines logo through the S*** paint job. I thought fuk what I have gotten into here? anyhow we take off, and about 20 min into the flight the engines start roaring up and cutting out , roaring up and cutting out the F****** electricity in the plane started going on and off , all the reading lights were flickering . I cried out " you F****** cheap B******" while I am simultaneously ripping the upholstery off the seat in front of me from sheer terror. moments later the F****** masks drop out, and I am praying dear lord please get my country a** on the ground in one piece ! well after another hour and change worth of thrills we finally landed. went to the ticket counter and booked my return flight with Southwest ! tossed the Funjet round trip in the trash !

bro! i just spilled my guts to you about how i got over my fear of flying and u pull this story out of ya assss gee thanks alot FRIEND ahahha.

PS: this chick i used to work with over at MJ Entertainment told me she took a flight to vegas and Lennox Lewis was sitting next to her and so was Lennox's mom. the whole time he was on his cell phone and the flight attendant kept yelling at him telling him he's gotta turn it off and put it away. she said to this day she HATES and is SCARED of Lennox because he almost got her killed by using his cell phone for the whole flight hahaha. she said she was so pissed at him that when she landed in vegas she started throwing beer bottles at the billboard of Lennox Lewis fight which was right by McCarron airport LOL!

[Scrap]

If you want a choppy flight try Katmandu, oh fuck.

[BoxingGorilla]

Tough is being able to look the man who wronged you in the eye and forgive him for what he's done.

[smashup]

Really? I been shot 3 times myself. And I don\\\'t look at it the same way you do. What your saying don\\\'t make sense.

What doesn\\\'t make sense? The way I see it, if you been shot 3 times and your still living. Your pretty damn tough.

What your saying don't make sense. Look. I'm ain't trying to bad mouth you or anything. It's good your alive. I give you credit. But getting shot don't make you tough. I don't care if you lived or not. You want to know what it makes you? It makes you a victim of a tough guy. Show my somebody you put slugs in as pay back for the tragedy put on your family and than I see toughness. But just getting shot and just living? Don't make somebody tough to me. But that's just the way I was conditioned growing up. It's not meant as a knock on you. So hopefully you don't take it as one.

Please enlighten me on exactly how getting shot makes you a victim of a 'Tough Guy'
Do "Tough Guys' carry guns?
Guns are for cowards
End Of

[Gandalf]

Really? I been shot 3 times myself. And I don\\\'t look at it the same way you do. What your saying don\\\'t make sense.

What doesn\\\'t make sense? The way I see it, if you been shot 3 times and your still living. Your pretty damn tough.

What your saying don't make sense. Look. I'm ain't trying to bad mouth you or anything. It's good your alive. I give you credit. But getting shot don't make you tough. I don't care if you lived or not. You want to know what it makes you? It makes you a victim of a tough guy. Show my somebody you put slugs in as pay back for the tragedy put on your family and than I see toughness. But just getting shot and just living? Don't make somebody tough to me. But that's just the way I was conditioned growing up. It's not meant as a knock on you. So hopefully you don't take it as one.

Please enlighten me on exactly how getting shot makes you a victim of a 'Tough Guy'
Do "Tough Guys' carry guns?
Guns are for cowards
End Of

Well said. Only an idiot needs to use a gun. Its not big and it isnt clever.

[md]

MD once fell outa Zero gully on the Ben went a 1000 foot before I stopped , Sprained ankle and a crampon stuck in me a*** is all that happened, very lucky but the a*** hurt like F***.

lol Scrap. Classic route.

[Lords Gym]

Tough is being able to look the man who wronged you in the eye and forgive him for what he's done.

strong ! cc #271

[Lords Gym]

If you want a choppy flight try Katmandu, oh fuck.

LOL... sounds like the turbulence from the Mt Everest Pass played havoc ? .. I am not big on all that turbulence LOL .

[Lords Gym]

Took a Flight from Houston to Vegas years ago on some airlines called FunJet . this company obviously buys all the old used Continental Airlines carriages ! I get on board and sit-down in the old chair and could actually see the Continental Airlines logo through the S*** paint job. I thought fuk what I have gotten into here? anyhow we take off, and about 20 min into the flight the engines start roaring up and cutting out , roaring up and cutting out the F****** electricity in the plane started going on and off , all the reading lights were flickering . I cried out " you F****** cheap B******" while I am simultaneously ripping the upholstery off the seat in front of me from sheer terror. moments later the F****** masks drop out, and I am praying dear lord please get my country a** on the ground in one piece ! well after another hour and change worth of thrills we finally landed. went to the ticket counter and booked my return flight with Southwest ! tossed the Funjet round trip in the trash !

bro! i just spilled my guts to you about how i got over my fear of flying and u pull this story out of ya assss gee thanks alot FRIEND ahahha.

sorry about that mate. I felt compelled to get it off me chest ! LOL

[beds]

not near death but this hurt,

going down this steep trail on ma old bike, must of got upto bout 40 and slammed on the brake, only had rear and it was cool back then, anyways it snapped and i hit a low wall, went over head and landed on my head down a 6 foot drop and my bike must of gone bout 30ft down onto the beach, this old couple helped me up and called the ambulence, bit dizzy and my balls were stinging, i put my hand down my knackers and blood was everywere!!!

only gone and ripped my scrote on the gear lever, damn it hurt

had only just grown pubes wen they got shaved back off to get the stitches in, couldnt walk for bout 2 weeks, horrible it was

still got the scars

[boozeboxer]

I was in a truck that was hit by a train going 60 mph.......walked away unharmed though.

[AdamGB]

Really? I been shot 3 times myself. And I don\\\'t look at it the same way you do. What your saying don\\\'t make sense.

What doesn\\\'t make sense? The way I see it, if you been shot 3 times and your still living. Your pretty damn tough.

What your saying don't make sense. Look. I'm ain't trying to bad mouth you or anything. It's good your alive. I give you credit. But getting shot don't make you tough. I don't care if you lived or not. You want to know what it makes you? It makes you a victim of a tough guy. Show my somebody you put slugs in as pay back for the tragedy put on your family and than I see toughness. But just getting shot and just living? Don't make somebody tough to me. But that's just the way I was conditioned growing up. It's not meant as a knock on you. So hopefully you don't take it as one.

Please enlighten me on exactly how getting shot makes you a victim of a 'Tough Guy'
Do "Tough Guys' carry guns?
Guns are for cowards
End Of

no no no... carrying a spud gun when you know that some body has a real gun... now that takes guts...

[Kel]

A 3/4 tonne steel staircase fell on top of me at work but I only ended up with a graze down my leg. Took 7 guys to lift the thing high enough for me to get out and I just walked off to the first aider. Amazing

[amat]

Yeah my bio teacher told me that if the weight is evenly dispersed and you have a little room to move you shouldn't be crushed to death. Came up because he was trapped under a car once.