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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a**
    Fucken liar

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.
    Nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing.
    So you won't let her lick you but you'll let her stick her finger up inside your a**.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt,
    Thats fucken she wen't past the knuckles I think thats considered a fist F***.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.
    So that don't mean S***!
    If you ask her if you could stick it in her ear theres no need for you to give something in return....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind
    Ha ha ha ha hah!!! This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long a** time... Your aiming is awful if you missed a face righy in front of you. The trick is you gotta aim straight down you must have moved and pointed up you have keep it straigh aimed towards her mouth area so when it shoots off it will fly out and land around her face.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it?
    No, not if you missed it's not a facial just ask her for a re-try.
    Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!

    As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC

    Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.

    Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.

    The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.

    Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.

    Honestly it was like a scene from Trainspotting.

    Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!

    Happy times! :P

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
    Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
    Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my ass" takes a lot of time....


    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC

    Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
    I guess just bad placement on your part... :P


    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
    Whats wrong with that? ( )

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
    So you clean it up no big deal, wash your mouth and continue on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
    What the fwock!!
    You guys were just exchanging vowels over there and all....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
    Happy times! :P
    Well done mate, yeah! you probably wont be able to look at her in the face after some loud shit! like that....
    But it'll go by and next time around you'll do some louder shit! with her... trust me something like this maybe.

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18436

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    One of the funniest threads on SADDO's i have read bar none!

    Fucking class stuff. Yes i've had it done to me loads of times and i love getting my tongue up a womans tea towel holder. Then again i am a dirty sod.

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Yep, I know a chick like that.She lives on the corner of Bigelow and Liberty. She swings by every thrusday. She looks like she has a little arabic or Filipino in her.
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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Munky
    One of the funniest threads on SADDO's i have read bar none!
    Thats what I say.

    Quote Originally Posted by Munky
    Yes i've had it done to me loads of times and i love getting my tongue up a womans tea towel holder. Then again i am a dirty sod.
    You see dasamm & amat it's OK.....
    Your only gay if you let him kiss, right Munky?


    Quote Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
    Yep, I know a chick like that.
    It's nice to know one ain't it.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
    She swings by every thrusday.
    You the man Duke...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
    She looks like she has a little arabic or Filipino in her.
    Ask her if shes ever had some Mexican in her.

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
    Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
    Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my a**" takes a lot of time....


    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC

    Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
    I guess just bad placement on your part... :P


    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
    Whats wrong with that? ( )

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
    So you clean it up no big deal, wash your mouth and continue on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
    What the fwock!!
    You guys were just exchanging vowels over there and all....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
    Happy times! :P
    Well done mate, yeah! you probably wont be able to look at her in the face after some loud S***! like that....
    But it'll go by and next time around you'll do some louder S***! with her... trust me something like this maybe.

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18436
    hehe The worrying thing is though even if she had of thrown up over me during sucking my cock like that I know for 100% we would have just carried on regardless. It was a wild and crazy night indeed

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Bilbo, no amount of alcohol warrants letting a finger up the ass slip.

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so....

    Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
    you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!



    i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo

    didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!


    I don't know how to reply to that one?

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
    Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
    Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my a**" takes a lot of time....

    Lmao!






    Haha, I see this thread is pretty popular...who would've thought we have so many pervs here at saddos?

    Mick you sound like the salad tossing king of the west! I bet your girl can't get out of the shower without her a** getting relentlessly attacked by your tongue


    I actually made the mistake of spraying a little cologne down there before hand. OUCH!


    Amat, you are young yet; but one day you will understand such things. The salad tossing is strong in you. I can feel it. One day you will be a great salad tosser...maybe even the greatest.



    Something else I kind of like to do is make a girl gag when getting a bj. I always act like it's an accident, but I know damn well what I am doing Just a little accidental thrust which happens to hit the larynx causing a little gag And then it is important to follow it up with a little question, such as "Yeah, do you like to gag on my cock you little slut?" But of course they can't answer because of the choking. Wow, that sounds bad.








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    Quote Originally Posted by dasamm

    Haha, I see this thread is pretty popular...who would've thought we have so many pervs here at saddos?
    Man, this is possibly the funniest thread here. Honestly you talked like it was a legit problem, and it is about tossing salad.

    Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
    Mick you sound like the salad tossing king of the west! I bet your girl can't get out of the shower without her a** getting relentlessly attacked by your tongue
    LMAO!

    Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
    I actually made the mistake of spraying a little cologne down there before hand. OUCH!
    HAHAHAH so you did a prep job? Sounds like a Saddo prom

    Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
    Amat, you are young yet; but one day you will understand such things. The salad tossing is strong in you. I can feel it. One day you will be a great salad tosser...maybe even the greatest.
    This is weird, a single tear ran down from my eye and I clinched my buttcheeks at the same time.

    Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
    Something else I kind of like to do is make a girl gag when getting a bj. I always act like it's an accident, but I know damn well what I am doing Just a little accidental thrust which happens to hit the larynx causing a little gag And then it is important to follow it up with a little question, such as "Yeah, do you like to gag on my cock you little slut?" But of course they can't answer because of the choking. Wow, that sounds bad.




    My God. Consequences man, I mean....worst case scenario

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    Default Re: Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so....

    Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
    you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!



    i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo

    didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!


    I don't know how to reply to that one?
    it hurt at 1st but i couldlnt move!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Bilbo, no amount of alcohol warrants letting a finger up the ass slip.
    you wait till it happens to you your powerless to stop it


    then you cum like 10x more !!!!!!
    I'm the real pretty boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a F*** who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her a** and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so....

    Holy S*** not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy S*** man ahahaha
    you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!



    i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo

    didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!


    I don't know how to reply to that one?
    it hurt at 1st but i couldlnt move!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Bilbo, no amount of alcohol warrants letting a finger up the a** slip.
    you wait till it happens to you your powerless to stop it


    then you cum like 10x more !!!!!!
    Just out of interest is it gay if you do it to yourself?

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    How the fook have I missed this thread

    There used to be a time that when I saw a girl though 'Nice' eyes' Nice tits' etc etc, now my fiirst thought is what they would look like on their knees with me buffing their hoop

    Got no desire to have a bird 'go round the world' on me though
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG H
    How the fook have I missed this thread

    There used to be a time that when I saw a girl though 'Nice' eyes' Nice tits' etc etc, now my fiirst thought is what they would look like on their knees with me buffing their hoop

    Got no desire to have a bird 'go round the world' on me though
    Big fella you lying sod. lol. I remember you saying you loved it when a woman used to "play the trombone" on you.

    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Quote Originally Posted by beds
    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a F*** who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her a** and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so....

    Holy S*** not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy S*** man ahahaha
    you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!



    i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo

    didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!


    I don't know how to reply to that one?
    it hurt at 1st but i couldlnt move!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by amat
    Bilbo, no amount of alcohol warrants letting a finger up the a** slip.
    you wait till it happens to you your powerless to stop it


    then you cum like 10x more !!!!!!
    Just out of interest is it gay if you do it to yourself?
    dont do it to myself lol

    I'm the real pretty boy

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