Seriously considering battering my mums old Landlord....

[Munkymagic]

With an eye Patch and one of them Cigarette holders and a bueatifull assistant whom smashup has to seduce before he can find out where his plans to flood Silicon valley are kept .

After Escaping from the Torquay Guest House and Murdering the imcompetent Catalonian Waiter .

Hows that for drama ?

I like it! Bond meets Faulty Towers

You should put yourself forward as the next Bond scriptwriter.

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Really ? I've often thought of myself a frustrated person who wrties down ideas on paper .

You know what its like though you pitch these ideas to Hollywood bigwigs and they want to change everylast detail !!!

Those motherfuckers ruined my dreams !!