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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves
    Queensberry rules, I take the gorilla to out manouvre the oaf all night in a boring hugfest.

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    How about a match between a gorilla and Joe Frazier ?

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves
    I was wandering the same.

    If this is going to be a fair fight, the gorilla needs to be wearing gloves. He also needs to be muzzled as biting is most definitely not allowed.

    10 second knockdown rule applies and if Valuev gets knocked down the gorilla is forbidden to attack him on the ground. To do so would involve disqualification on the part of the gorilla, and also instant death to the gorilla by a clean headshot by a trained sniper in the crowd.

    Under these circumstances I think Valuev could win.

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves
    I was wandering the same.

    If this is going to be a fair fight, the gorilla needs to be wearing gloves. He also needs to be muzzled as biting is most definitely not allowed.

    10 second knockdown rule applies and if Valuev gets knocked down the gorilla is forbidden to attack him on the ground. To do so would involve disqualification on the part of the gorilla, and also instant death to the gorilla by a clean headshot by a trained sniper in the crowd.
    Why would you need muzzles and snipers ....... surely the referee would have given them both their instructions in the dressing room before the fight?
    If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Excellent reply X
    CC is on the way

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    I saw a Gorilla eat his own shit at the zoo before

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock
    I saw a Gorilla eat his own S*** at the zoo before
    They do that to intimidate each other. It's like our staring contests but for them it's about not being the first to gag.

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock
    I saw a Gorilla eat his own S*** at the zoo before
    They do that to intimidate each other. It's like our staring contests but for them it's about not being the first to gag.
    Maybe someone could teach the nasty bastards to thumb wrestle then

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    Default Re: Valuev vs. a gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock
    Quote Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock
    I saw a Gorilla eat his own S*** at the zoo before
    They do that to intimidate each other. It's like our staring contests but for them it's about not being the first to gag.
    Maybe someone could teach the nasty bastards to thumb wrestle then

    LOL LOL good answer!

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