WIMBLEDON-Anyone for Tennis.. Mwah Mwah Mwah Tristan "wheres the pimms"

[Memphis]

Crap init.

I wish I could step back in time to have one last look at Gabriela Sabatini all sweaty with nipples you could hang a wet donkey jacket on.

[smashup]

She was a proper monkey nut smuggler that one

[CutMeMick]

So Venus kicked some Sharapova ass in straight sets

Poor Serena man , that calf injury screwed her she tried but there was no way she was gonna beat Henin with that injury

Federer continues to kick ass and so does Nadal.

[skel1983]

So Venus kicked some Sharapova a** in straight sets

Poor Serena man , that calf injury screwed her she tried but there was no way she was gonna beat Henin with that injury

Federer continues to kick a** and so does Nadal.

Nadal gets beat next round by Berdych for my money. this whole event has been a joke with the schedule.

[smashup]

Even Federer looked out of sorts after his 5 days off and was struggling in the opener before the rain stopped it.
I did catch the Ivanovic game and needed new balls myself afterwards

[El Gamo]

Shit Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

[smashup]

S*** Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

mate i often use cockney slang so keep it strickly tennis yeah

[Memphis]

What the fuck is up with Justine Henins boat? Looks like shes been set alight and put out with a shovel.

[El Gamo]

S*** Youzhny might well have beaten Nadal had his back not been bothering him! I want Venus out too!! Some really good matches this,this would have been an awesome Wimbledon had it not been for the weather"

mate i often use cockney slang so keep it strickly tennis yeah

LMFAO,what does it mean in cockney slang? Also,WTF is that "thing" doing in your avatar!? That cursed logo?!?!

[smashup]

Venus = penis


memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

[El Gamo]

Venus = penis


memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

Maybe I should alter my post"

[smashup]

What the F*** is up with Justine Henins boat? Looks like shes been set alight and put out with a shovel.

[amat]

memphis The missus reckons she looks like the Hitman hahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

Still, if I'm thanking for one thing this year it's that Mauresmo is out. I'm pretty sure she uses the standing urinal, she's got more downstairs then Nadal that's for sure.

[Memphis]

I can see that, seperated at birth, Ricky on the scales and Justine Henin

She used to be Justine Henin hardon didnt she?

[Memphis]

I like Serena, any woman you can fuck in the nose is alright in my book