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[superheavyrhun]

I am mortally offended that you punks would go on a forum and mock God. I will personally visit each of your houses and s**T on your faces as you sleep. Then i'll inject a sample of the norovirus into your milk ready for breakfast.

Are you serious, a beer swiggling pervert is taking the high road on me , Please I can see you hunced over in the pew Sunday morning smelling like dog piss and Vodka trying to drink the holy water to stay hydrated

LMFAO

I can't believe people aren't taking me seriously. I'm more hardline Christian than that Huckerby fellow in the US Republican caucuses. (How the heck do you spell that word?)

As for those of you who have sausages....I'll inject those too...I'm an equal opportunity infector.

[JT Rock]

I am mortally offended that you punks would go on a forum and mock God. I will personally visit each of your houses and s**T on your faces as you sleep. Then i'll inject a sample of the norovirus into your milk ready for breakfast.

Are you serious, a beer swiggling pervert is taking the high road on me , Please I can see you hunced over in the pew Sunday morning smelling like dog piss and Vodka trying to drink the holy water to stay hydrated

LMFAO

I can't believe people aren't taking me seriously. I'm more hardline Christian than that Huckerby fellow in the US Republican caucuses. (How the heck do you spell that word?)

As for those of you who have sausages....I'll inject those too...I'm an equal opportunity infector.

Oh its harmless fun, I personally havent said anything offensive on that forum, just a little comic relief thats all... Didnt mean to offend you... Its not like we are at church or a kingdom hall and we are desecrating it.. not to mention if you read there posts, there is nothing of substance... Just alot of high how you doing kinda of stuff.

Plus I will guarantee that I know more about the bible than any of them seeing I was an ordained minister for 10 years until I went off the moral deep end

On any account sorry if I offended you

[leftylee]

Me too Rhun it's only a bit of fun and plus I got a grade B in GCSE Religious Education seriousley so I know what I'm talking about and would own JT at any religious stuff

[superheavyrhun]

CC JT and Lee....I know it's a little fun, I'm not really a hardline christian and I was just jerkin both your chains. I'm not offended, just thought I'd jerk yer chains a little bit.

[X]

Ask the God forum this question:

If Adam and Eve were the first humans created, and they had two sons (Cain and Abel) ........ how did they have children unless they slept with their mother?

[ono]

Ask the God forum this question:

If Adam and Eve were the first humans created, and they had two sons (Cain and Abel) ........ how did they have children unless they slept with their mother?

Consider it done.

I'll post the reply when i get one.

CC X

[ono]

We've had a warning from walker texas ranger over on the god forum.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by walker
ok what are you guys talking about? and please give me a straight answer. this is a christian site lets keep it clean please thank you

sorry about these guys they have just bombarded my thread. Don't worry about them (between me and you, they are going to hell anyway)

So getting back to topic.....

Is there any signs i can look out for to try and re-invigorate my beliefs as i am at a loosen end.

Thanks in advance


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#13 Yesterday, 03:28 PM
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Who you talking about I'm a catholic and go to church every week for that lovely bread so you shut your gob you jerk.


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#14 Yesterday, 10:04 PM
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Quote:
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Who you talking about I'm a catholic and go to church every week for that lovely bread so you shut your gob you jerk.

there's no need to call someone a jerk just because you don't agree with them.


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#15 Yesterday, 11:37 PM
walker
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please no attacking other members, if this gets out of hand i will shut it down
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I believe what I believe is what makes me what I am
I did not make it no it is making me
It is the very truth of God and not the invention of any man

from song called Creed by Rich Mullins

[leftylee]

Ono you made me get blocked you cunt

That Walker won't let me sign in I've tried all day.

Oh Well gess I will have to make a new account with a different name.

[X]

Oh Well gess I will have to make a new account with a different name.

WHAT .... are you saying that is what people who get banned from saddoboxing internet forums do ??!!

My faith in human nature has been sorely dented.

[ono]

Ono you made me get blocked you cunt

That Walker won't let me sign in I've tried all day.

Oh Well gess I will have to make a new account with a different name.

haha

sorry mate

ah well i think i might get blocked with the question i have just asked them (see x's question)

[CutMeMick]

You guys are crazy man....

[superheavyrhun]

You guys are crazy man....

As Mods....should we be discouraging this sort of thing? It's like smashing someone's car mirrors for kicks....except online.

[ono]

*newsflash*

we have a reply....and it's a serious one.....

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Surely 'god' would have used something more enticing than apples to tempt them with. Candy floss or doughnuts or something maybe.





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"Apples"

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I don't think we are ever told that the fruit that Adam and Eve ate were apples. It was the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. The temptation was not just the fruit, but the ability to know what God knows.

God was not the one doing the tempting, either, although He allowed it. If you want to read a great story about real temptation, try the book of Job.

Temptation is not just to try to get people to do something wrong. Our trials are to see if we will stay with God no matter what, and He never allows the trials to be more than we can bear, as long as we do stick with Him. Job lost everything he had, but never turned his back on God, although he did question Him about why these things were happening. In the end, Job passed the test, and was given twice what he lost. Just something to think about.
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ono
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thank you for that insight....

FYI on the simpsons, the fruit was a red apple and Ned was god so that's why i thought it was an apple. My mistake.

How come we are never told what the fruit is? To make it feel like a cliffhanger or just because it's irrelevant?

What's the book of job and where would i find it?

Is it fiction or non fiction?

Thanks

Ono

[leftylee]

Ono you are one funny bastard but you got me BARRREDDDD bro, I'm desperate to hail abuse on there now

[ono]

Ono you are one funny bastard but you got me BARRREDDDD bro, I'm desperate to hail abuse on there now

just make a new account.

I posted X's question on yahoo answers and to my surprise i have got a shit load of repsonses.

Follow the link

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...d&msgr_status=

Can't believe how serious the repsonses are.