You know VD.......I'm a pick up artist now and I think you are trying far too hard.
Why the hell are you buying roses for your three ex's?
And dinner?
C'mon bro that's some fucking AFC (average frustated chump) shit right there.
You need to be able to make DHV (demonstrations of higher value).
Tell your girls that Violent D is a busy man these days and can't be chasing around after his former ladies cos he's too busy with his current ladies.
You need to neg them, tell them they are so demanding and you could never get back with them, tell them they still drive you crazy from all their arguing and whining even after you ditched their asses.
Then I'd imagine one of them will try and put her arms around you and ask you really nicely to treat her special.
Then you just push her hands off and say 'Hey girl this shit ain't for free, I paid more than enough in the time I was with you!'
Then you just say, 'you know what Baby Momma 1, you're losing me with your manipulation tactics, if you want to keep me on side you'll be nice to your daddy.
Then say 'Baby Momma 2, I want you to spank Baby Mama 1 for being such a bad girl and then you can bend over and get a spanking from Baby Momma 3 cos you've been pissing off your daddy too.
'In fact, all of you, get here now, on your knees!. That's right now all of you open wide and close your eyes, I'll give you the best meal you ever ate!'
Must I teach you every little thing 
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