Bilbo requests fashion advice

[CutMeMick]

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

Well you also can't over accesorise... Too much wrist bands and or necklaces can make it loook bad...
You gotta know when a good necklace can go well with the shirt your wearing.
Also don't wear a watch in one hand and a bracelet in the other that looks shitty....

[AdamGB]

That's something I've always naturally felt... Dunno if it works for other people but try wearing like wrist bands or what ever on both wrists.

Just feels shite :P

[RP33]

you know.. what you should do is get one of those "livestrong" bracelets.. but get one that supports a specific cancer, so that if a girl asks what it says, you can be like "oh thats my breast cancer support bracelet"..

[Kev]

you know.. what you should do is get one of those "livestrong" bracelets.. but get one that supports a specific cancer, so that if a girl asks what it says, you can be like "oh thats my breast cancer support bracelet"..

Actually that's a neat idea. I am an ex cancer sufferer having had Hodgkins Disease for several years.

If I had a bracelet for that it would be a great way to immediately demonstrate how brave I was in the face of death and hit some serious DHV spikes

You definitely deserve some rep for that R2D whatever.

[ono]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

ASOS.com - The Online Fashion Store - Women's Clothing & Designer Clothes is a good site for fashion. quite cheap aswel.

[CutMeMick]

Actually that's a neat idea. I am an ex cancer sufferer having had Hodgkins Disease for several years.

If I had a bracelet for that it would be a great way to immediately demonstrate how brave I was in the face of death and hit some serious DHV spikes

You definitely deserve some rep for that R2D whatever.

That's old already... Girls don't fall for that one anymore.

[Kev]

That's old already... Girls don't fall for that one anymore.

I live in the UK we are at least a decade behind you yanks so should still be fresh.

Besides I'm going to Prague in a couple weeks and over there Knight Rider and the Hoff are still fresh and hot.

[CountryBoy]

Just put on a nice collar with a leather leash trailing behind and make sure you have vaccinations in order and go out to the park. Also, make sure you shave your ass so no dingleberry's are hanging about. Girls are suckers for a lonely little dog needing a companion; especially ugly ones who whine alot. Hope this helps mutant boy.

[CountryBoy]

I live in the UK we are at least a decade behind you yanks so should still be fresh.

Besides I'm going to Prague in a couple weeks and over there Knight Rider and the Hoff are still fresh and hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQX...eature=related

[Kev]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQX...eature=related

Ahh buddy that's awesome, that's just the sort of peacock accessory I need.

A Laser Watch

Seriously the Prague girls will be all over me, I'll just point my laser watch at them and they will come over. I'll tell the story of my cancer bracelet to demonstrate bravery in the face of danger and then tell them they are losing my interest and roll off.

They will 'naturally' seek to re-engage me and then I can say 'I hate you! Come here your adorable!' the classic neg compliment used by Mystery the King of Pick Up.

Man I can't wait fot this trip, now where I can get such a cool watch?

Also I think I'll take a toy gun, after all it's worked for Violent D right

[donnydarkoIRL]

Police watches are nice big and bulky, they look pretty cool and at a low price.

[Kev]

Police watches are nice big and bulky, they look pretty cool and at a low price.

But do they shine a laser like the Hoffmeister?

[donnydarkoIRL]

But do they shine a laser like the Hoffmeister?

I believe you can get ones that have some sort of laser tech. yes.