Audley Harrison thrilled to be getting title Shot

[Fantana]

Over the weekend talks of Audley ‘A-Force’ Harrison emerged on the Frank Warren website detailing talks with Samuel Peter over a potential clash in London for Peter’s WBC title belt. The immediate reaction from boxing enthusiasts was “Bollocks” and also “Hahahaha”. The six foot six London born fighter Harrison beat Samuel Peter in the amateurs but says he is more than ready to beat him as a pro and confirm what he has said all along, that he is world champion material.


Audley may or may not have said “I beat him in the amateurs and now I am ready to beat him again as a professional. Look at the size difference, I’m tall and buff, he is short and fat. People have claimed I haven’t adapted my style to the professionals and that I still fight like an amateur. All I can say is check my record. In the amateurs you do four rounds, for two minutes, well I have done twelve three minute rounds. I have adapted my style, I’m through and through a real professional. Check my fight versus Dominic Guinn for example, I knew it was going to be a long fight and I learnt how to keep my stamina into the latter rounds, I conserved my energy. In the first round I didn’t throw a punch for two minutes and basically that was my gameplan the entire time.”


Audley may have met his match against Samuel Peter, a plodding come forward fighter who got beaten up by Jameel McCline, a similiared sized fighter to Harrison, but lost out on what many have called a “Fucking shit decision.” Samuel Peter was once hyped to be the saviour of the Heavyweight Divison, now he is seen as the saviour of KFC. “Thanks to Sam Peter coming in every fucking day we have more than tripled the amounts of chickens we can murder in order to sell them as barely edible food for our fat American customers. It’s great.”


Other fat fuck fighters Samuel Peter has faced include Tyrus Sykes and most notably James Toney, where again he got a dodgy decision the first time around. Samuel Peters single loss came by way of decision against Wladimir Klitschko, another six foot six Heavyweight trained by former pimp, Emmanuel Steward. In that fight Samuel Peter was able to knocked Klitschko down three times, Lyle a Klitschko nut hugger had this to say “I’m fucking Candian. Seriously. Also, Samuel Peter hit my boy on the back of the head, that’s fucking illegal in boxing. My momma hit me in the back of the head and I can tell you, it sttttiiings bitch!” Lyle then went into a temper tantrum and attacked forum wanker, Violent Demise. Well done Lyle.


About the Author


Fantana is a published author of ‘Grabbing America by the BALLS, in a non-gay way’ and could definitely take Mark TKO, in a non-gay way. He is also not a midget.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana, mother fuckers.

[HattonTheHammer]

Got a horrible nasty feeling if audley does get this fight he is gonna come out of it a world champion!!

[amat]

Got a horrible nasty feeling if audley does get this fight he is gonna come out of it a world champion!!

No way.

[Tam Seddon]

Im just hoping to god that Audley Harrison gets this fight. For the fact we can all have a laugh when he gets his ass KTFO! He would never be able to take the power of Sam Peter, I see no other way but a brutal knockout. Neither Matt Skelton nor Audley Harrison deserve this shot, I would much prefer Danny Williams to have it. Hes a better British fighter, I would like him to get it ahead of these two.

[HattonTheHammer]

Im just hoping to god that Audley Harrison gets this fight. For the fact we can all have a laugh when he gets his ass KTFO! He would never be able to take the power of Sam Peter, I see no other way but a brutal knockout. Neither Matt Skelton nor Audley Harrison deserve this shot, I would much prefer Danny Williams to have it. Hes a better British fighter, I would like him to get it ahead of these two.

meh....

williams on paper is much more deserving of a world title shot than audley

But its a case of been there, done that.

When he did step up he was shown to be out of his depth and fighting at a complete different level to what he was ever used to.

Peter is one of the heaviest hitters in the division and had this of been 2 years ago audley would of been dodging him like the plague.

But the guy is in his late 30s now, has no credibility within the sport to go on and is now merely chasing a dream he knows may never happen if he doesnt grab this chance with both hands.

Every logical thinking dictates peter will hurt him and hurt him bad enough for audley to finally admit its time to call it a day and accept its never going to be.

But maybe just maybe the guy everyone built up as the next big thing just has something left in him to give it his all and go down fighting like the man we all wanted him to be but never quite became!!

[BIG H]

If Harrison got this shot, it would be the first time I have ever supported a foreign fighter against a Brit!

[leftylee]

Over the weekend talks of Audley ‘A-Force’ Harrison emerged on the Frank Warren website detailing talks with Samuel Peter over a potential clash in London for Peter’s WBC title belt. The immediate reaction from boxing enthusiasts was “Bollocks” and also “Hahahaha”. The six foot six London born fighter Harrison beat Samuel Peter in the amateurs but says he is more than ready to beat him as a pro and confirm what he has said all along, that he is world champion material.


Audley may or may not have said “I beat him in the amateurs and now I am ready to beat him again as a professional. Look at the size difference, I’m tall and buff, he is short and fat. People have claimed I haven’t adapted my style to the professionals and that I still fight like an amateur. All I can say is check my record. In the amateurs you do four rounds, for two minutes, well I have done twelve three minute rounds. I have adapted my style, I’m through and through a real professional. Check my fight versus Dominic Guinn for example, I knew it was going to be a long fight and I learnt how to keep my stamina into the latter rounds, I conserved my energy. In the first round I didn’t throw a punch for two minutes and basically that was my gameplan the entire time.”


Audley may have met his match against Samuel Peter, a plodding come forward fighter who got beaten up by Jameel McCline, a similiared sized fighter to Harrison, but lost out on what many have called a “Fucking shit decision.” Samuel Peter was once hyped to be the saviour of the Heavyweight Divison, now he is seen as the saviour of KFC. “Thanks to Sam Peter coming in every fucking day we have more than tripled the amounts of chickens we can murder in order to sell them as barely edible food for our fat American customers. It’s great.”


Other fat fuck fighters Samuel Peter has faced include Tyrus Sykes and most notably James Toney, where again he got a dodgy decision the first time around. Samuel Peters single loss came by way of decision against Wladimir Klitschko, another six foot six Heavyweight trained by former pimp, Emmanuel Steward. In that fight Samuel Peter was able to knocked Klitschko down three times, Lyle a Klitschko nut hugger had this to say “I’m fucking Candian. Seriously. Also, Samuel Peter hit my boy on the back of the head, that’s fucking illegal in boxing. My momma hit me in the back of the head and I can tell you, it sttttiiings bitch!” Lyle then went into a temper tantrum and attacked forum wanker, Violent Demise. Well done Lyle.


About the Author


Fantana is a published author of ‘Grabbing America by the BALLS, in a non-gay way’ and could definitely take Mark TKO, in a non-gay way. He is also not a midget.


Yours in manliness,
Fantana, mother fuckers.