Worst movie plot ever

[Trainer Monkey]

Any made for Sci-Fi channel movie involving a large killer animal,Feur tends to like crappy horror films so I get stuck watching them on a regular basis

[Dizaster]

Those movies are quite bad,,, but as far as worst PLOT is concerned, I have the worst...


Alone In The Dark...

When a plot is so bad that they don't even bother, or can't think of a way of explaining it, apart from Tara Reid as a Museum Scientist making a 12 second attempt at giving a scientific reason for alien's popping out of the gates of hell into the museum,,,,, you're in for a real shocker of a movie...


Anyone that has seen it knows that you could not possibly give it a review more than 5 out of 100.... Even the action scenes don't make sense.... So the action can't even make up for the plot,,,, which is non existant..
You could almost call it "dumb fun" if it wasn't for the fact that you are the one getting dumber from watching it..

[LEGION]

Those movies are quite bad,,, but as far as worst PLOT is concerned, I have the worst...


Alone In The Dark...

When a plot is so bad that they don't even bother, or can't think of a way of explaining it, apart from Tara Reid as a Museum Scientist making a 12 second attempt at giving a scientific reason for alien's popping out of the gates of hell into the museum,,,,, you're in for a real shocker of a movie...


Anyone that has seen it knows that you could not possibly give it a review more than 5 out of 100.... Even the action scenes don't make sense.... So the action can't even make up for the plot,,,, which is non existant..
You could almost call it "dumb fun" if it wasn't for the fact that you are the one getting dumber from watching it..

Good one, it was so bad I forgot to mention it

I love the PS2 game though, played it several times.

[Canvasback]

Fight Club - I admit to buying the dvd
Pulp Fiction - I couldn't even finish watching it
The Bad Lieutenant - The best part of this movie was when Harvey Kietel gets killed because I knew I was at the end of the movie.

My last one is a Stallone film, but I can't remember the title. He's some kind of cop or secret agent trying to capture a terrorist. At the end of the movie the terrorist is in Stallone's home going to kill what the viewer believes is Stallone's wife. All you can see is a shot from behind of what appears to be a blond woman in a robe. Just when the terrorist is about to strike the wife turns around and it's Stallone ala beard and glasses with a blond wig wearing a woman's robe. I don't remember if the film was any good, but I couldn't stop laughing after the last scene.

[Deanrw]

Demolition man with Stallone and Snipes had a really dumb storyline, it was cheesy and predictable, but I still watch it whenever it comes on TV!LOL

[Youngblood]

Fight Club - I admit to buying the dvd
Pulp Fiction - I couldn't even finish watching it
The Bad Lieutenant - The best part of this movie was when Harvey Kietel gets killed because I knew I was at the end of the movie.

My last one is a Stallone film, but I can't remember the title. He's some kind of cop or secret agent trying to capture a terrorist. At the end of the movie the terrorist is in Stallone's home going to kill what the viewer believes is Stallone's wife. All you can see is a shot from behind of what appears to be a blond woman in a robe. Just when the terrorist is about to strike the wife turns around and it's Stallone ala beard and glasses with a blond wig wearing a woman's robe. I don't remember if the film was any good, but I couldn't stop laughing after the last scene.

If I could just get a clip of that, the internet forum posting possibilities would be endless.

[No Contest]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

Aww man soul Man was a classic, who can forget the dinner scene. The father pictures him a pimp eating watermelon..." Bitch where's my turkey pot pie?" "Bitch go get me my watermelon and hypodermic needle" .....lol. The basketball scene where they pick him because they think he's good because he's black. Then he gets out there and is the crappiest player...shit cracked me up...

[JT Rock]

The movie was Nighthawks.... Sgt Deke DaSilva

[bcollins]

About Schmidt.......why? NAKED KATHY BATES......I still have nightmares

Oh great. Now I have a mental image I'll probably need to see a therapist about.

Thanks a lot.

[boozeboxer]

Fight Club - I admit to buying the dvd
Pulp Fiction - I couldn't even finish watching it
The Bad Lieutenant - The best part of this movie was when Harvey Kietel gets killed because I knew I was at the end of the movie.

My last one is a Stallone film, but I can't remember the title. He's some kind of cop or secret agent trying to capture a terrorist. At the end of the movie the terrorist is in Stallone's home going to kill what the viewer believes is Stallone's wife. All you can see is a shot from behind of what appears to be a blond woman in a robe. Just when the terrorist is about to strike the wife turns around and it's Stallone ala beard and glasses with a blond wig wearing a woman's robe. I don't remember if the film was any good, but I couldn't stop laughing after the last scene.

Canvasback I really enjoy watching Bad Lieutenant. I love these self-destruction type movies. And anyone putting alot in Strawberry is funny.

[Master]

Stallone has made some crap, Stop or my mum will shoot!

[Fenster]

Fight Club - I admit to buying the dvd
Pulp Fiction - I couldn't even finish watching it
The Bad Lieutenant - The best part of this movie was when Harvey Kietel gets killed because I knew I was at the end of the movie.

My last one is a Stallone film, but I can't remember the title. He's some kind of cop or secret agent trying to capture a terrorist. At the end of the movie the terrorist is in Stallone's home going to kill what the viewer believes is Stallone's wife. All you can see is a shot from behind of what appears to be a blond woman in a robe. Just when the terrorist is about to strike the wife turns around and it's Stallone ala beard and glasses with a blond wig wearing a woman's robe. I don't remember if the film was any good, but I couldn't stop laughing after the last scene.

Those movies are great. Even Nighthawks (stallone womens wig) is quality.. although probably looks seriously dated now.

It must be your age

[Violent Demise]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

I preferred Soul Plane better. Shitt with Snoop Dog in it. Working for NWA airlines. Plane had switches on it. That shitt was hilarious.

[BoxingGorilla]

I haven't looked at anyone else's answer yet, just so you know. I've spent a few days thinking of my answer and now I am ready to say that...

Ocean's 12 has one of the most ridiculous plots ever and was the biggest sequel let down in recent memory.

Absolute shit.

[El Kabong]

....and to think they made Ocean's 13