Adopting My Father's Sexual Preferences

[Wayne]

It's weird how we become like our parents, but I never expected this. Years ago when I was in high school we were at one of my brother's basketball games when he pointed out a dark-skinned cheerleader and said to me (paraphrasing), "You see that? I would have had that back in my day." I was about 14 so my father was about 34, not old by any means, but of course, like any child I thought that was completely gross. Uh, anything to do with my father and sex, not the dark-skinned girl. In the black community it's not really different than the white one or any other. Some men prefer blondes over brunettes, some guys like dark skin over light or medium. My wife is about my skin tone, maybe a skosh lighter. But over the past year I have found myself becoming more and more attracted to dark-skinned women. And some of them are like, Wesley Snipes dark. There's nothing wrong with liking that, but it just amazes me how attractive they have become to me when skin tone was never an issue for me. So long as she was physically attractive I couldn't care less what her skin tone was. I just hope my father doesn't like Cleveland Steamers or anything like that.

[Gandalf]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

[Trainer Monkey]

As long as their in shape, the only thing I dont like is bleached blond with a perm, it just looks so "fake ass Porno chick"
Gone from dark as midnight,Italian with huge boobs,Korean,Skinhead Girl,Irish with smallish ones,,you know this could seriously take awhile, and now Im married to an Amazon
I have no idea what my personal sperm donors tastes were in women, but I highly doubt they were as varied as mine

[Snakey]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Hey dude retract that statement, its bad for tourism, we dont want anyone thinking we actually have fat chicks here. Its australia, we have hot chicks all around with cute accents

[Andre]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

[Snakey]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

Hey helen isnt too bad, her face isnt that bad...she let herself go a bit but doable. Jan...dude what the fuck were you thinking, your life isnt the discovery channel no need to hang with the hippos.

[Youngblood]

I sure hope I don't have a penchant for my dads sexual preferences.

From as far back as I can remember he's been nailing long lost aunts of mine.

"This is your aunt son...she's gonna be spending the night."

[bikersk]

I couldnt be any more different to my Dad. Im the carbon copy of my Dad genetically when it comes to appearance, but in terms of preference for the female form we couldnt be any more different. Since leaving my Mum my Dad has developed a serious penchant for women who look like whales. I have no idea what that is all about. He really is a pathetic old man, and I have nothing to do with him. The guy has no taste, you havent heard his CD collection.

My wife is Korean, and I really have no affinity with overweight western women at all. Though in my first month in Korea I did sleep with an Aussie woman who was quite possibly heavier than me. I was young, handsome, extremely drunk and there for the taking. Ive since learned my lesson!

Whats her name? we probably all know her .










It was Helen or Jan wasnt it.

Hey helen isnt too bad, her face isnt that bad...she let herself go a bit but doable. Jan...dude what the fuck were you thinking, your life isnt the discovery channel no need to hang with the hippos.

Helen is ok. Jan............makes Bika's wife look hot.

[Gandalf]

Australia is a might big country, but you all seem to know each other!

Her name was Jen or Jan actually, I was never sure which. Not my proudest moment anyway.

[X]

over the past year I have found myself becoming more and more attracted to dark-skinned women. And some of them are like, Wesley Snipes dark. .

Why on earth did you choose to compare women that attract you to Wesley Snipes. Surely it would have been normal behaviour to use a very dark skinned female as a comparator?

Hmmmn ...... Freudian slip, methinks?

[Wayne]

over the past year I have found myself becoming more and more attracted to dark-skinned women. And some of them are like, Wesley Snipes dark. .

Why on earth did you choose to compare women that attract you to Wesley Snipes. Surely it would have been normal behaviour to use a very dark skinned female as a comparator?

Hmmmn ...... Freudian slip, methinks?

Wesley Snipes is a PERSON? He must be famous because he's the darkest crayon in my daughter's Crayola box.

[X]

Oh yes - that colour is actually called "tax dodging motherfucker", but it's too long to write it on all the crayons, so they just refer to it as 'Wesley Snipes'

[Wayne]

That's what those initials TDM stood for.

[Trainer Monkey]

Funny,nobody got the one thing everyone should worry about most.
Adopting your fathers preferences=Wanting to bang your mom. How else do you think you got here?
This threads been going for awhile now,and nobody caught that?