We should bring back the cool clicks

[C-Lo]

This conversation is reminding me of the scene in 40-year-old virgin when he was getting mad at the three guys for setting him up with a tranny.

"SHE HAD A DICK MAN!"

[Kev]

I can call you a cock lover and you will rationalize it in your own head arguing that it's not cock but some exotic cock shaped 3rd organ, better known to the world as cock.

OK I'm going to make myself sick here really it's disgusting.

Exactly exotic cock, I like it.

You can easily rephrase words and ideas to make them sexy and trendy.

It's like transvestism, a shameful and sordid fetish in most people's eyes but when Eddie Izzard does it it's cool because he's an 'executive' transvestite, a cultured debonair with an air of refinement and sophistication not found in normal men. He's a modern dandy and his dress style is cooler than ours.

Likewise a lady's cock is small, petite, nicely trimmed and sweet scented like a summer rain or spring meadow and appropriately lady like and feminine.

See I've now rephrased it and made it appealing to you.

[Fenster]

Bilbo - a guy that believes "homosexuality is a sickness" - wants to play with another dudes cock.

What a surprise.

Not.

[Spicoli]

At least Bilbs has left the Sheep and farm animals out of it....no animal rights need apply huh .

Man,any validity to the return of cc/sc system went bi-bye once the she-boyz came in .

[Diane]

Here's Bilbo in the near future.

[Kev]

haha fuck knows what that thing was that was getting blown, cock man or something.

Good find though