For mine it is a tie between two girls...

1. Anita : This was a girl that I thought was pretty cute in high school. Was about 17 at the time. Was at her birthday party and she got too drunk and I held her hair back while she puked, so that won her over.. Anyway, she liked me after that but I was with my girlfriend for another 6 months.. Once that was done, I had this girl over for drinks with mates...
Anyway, later in the night we started smoochin, and man it was like kissing a turtle... Her tounge was like this slow motion turtle head slowlllllllly coming out of her mouth about a 20th of an inch, then would retreat all the way back in before starting over again. SLOOOWWWLlllllllyyyyyy.. It was weird as shit and impossible to do anything with... She had ENORMOUUUUUSSS honkers for a woman of ANY age so they more than made up for it.. For a couple of weeks, then I just gave up... No le pasionne.... On a kind of equal note, she had the driest spadge on the face of the planet... Like, fingering was basically impossible as it was dry and clammed up,,,, you would need hand tools and more than a dash of gusto just to get past the flaps.... After the snatch i'd been dating which got so wet you could drown a small child in it, I just wasn't into this new chick at all..

2. Alicia - This one pains me as this was one seriously seriously cute girl... Was a chick I talked to on the internet.. She was a cold hard bitch online and rude as f'ck and just a real bitch, like REAL bitch and I held absolutely no hope for her in person,,,, BUT, in person she was as nice as you could possibly imagine anyone could be... Like, soft spoken and sweet please/thankyou,,, just a lovely lovely girl... and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin cute, and these perky tits you could play a round of 72 holes off, just this really fine chick...
I was kissing another girl at the time and this girl knew it, but I gave her a ride somewhere and as she got out i'm like, "Hey the ride wasn't for free you know" (Fuck shoulda rememberd that line for my recent experience)... She knew what I mean but was like "you're kissing that other girl, I don't want to upset that.." blah, someting like that.. I'm like, pffff I don't mind...

So she leans in, and i'm like, damn this chick is the finest chick i'll have ever kissed.. I'm preparing kinda watching her perky tits as she leans back in the passanger side to plant one on me.... Then BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG what THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY MOUTH!!! This chick's tounge just rams in, and takes off doing like 7000 rpms around the edges inside of my mouth.. The kiss had barely been going 2 seconds before my brain had named her "The washing machine".... It was seriously bizarre just like, circle after circle at a zillion miles an hour... Non stop until the kiss was over.... My tounge is just like this shy dude in the corner of the room like, shit, what do I do, this shit is crazy... what do I do

I didn't see the girl after that.. Not for that reason alone,,,,, I'm thinking that shit would have been fantastic on other area's of the body,,,, but the other chick I was kissing at the time was a F R E A K and I was hooked on that to much...