I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[Gandalf]

Seeing as Skel was complaining about the lack of posting around here, I thought I would get to the nitty gritty and tell you all of the hardship of my day. I went to the cash machine to take the money out to pay my wife back having crashed my car last week. So I put the receipt into my mouth whilst I shoved the money into my wallet and as I pulled the receipt away from my lips I felt this shooting pain. I touched my lip with a finger and lo and behold there was blood there!

There should be a rule against paper having this sticking to lip quality. My lower lip is extremely tender and my hot coffee is burning it. Has anyone else had an equally horrid experience with paper or a cash machine receipt?

[Mark TKO]

I clicked on this thread when i saw the title expecting mayube a great gag with a cracking punchline - one I could share with the guys at work perhaps....


But alas no - it was merely Miles prattling on like a cunt again about a gay cut to his top labia

[Gandalf]

A tongue in cheek monotony thread. Or should I say tongue on lower lip? Ouch.

[Ghost]

That will teach not to place sticky things in your mouth.

[Gandalf]

That's the thing with those papers, they are dry when you put them in the mouth and then all of a sudden they turn to glue. It's like licking ice, very dangerous.

[BIG H]

miles is a cunt

[Munkymagic]

I clicked on this thread when i saw the title expecting mayube a great gag with a cracking punchline - one I could share with the guys at work perhaps....


But alas no - it was merely Miles prattling on like a cunt again about a gay cut to his top labia

That really did make me LOL as that was my thoughts exactly!

[0james0]

I once glued my fingers together.

Also cut my tongue while licking the top of a yoghurt lid, the foil ones. That bled for ages.

All pointless but true.