Signs that you are getting older

[Gandalf]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

[Beanz]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

[Master]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

For someone who is over 6ft he is skinny.

[roberto duran legend]

What the fuck, Grey pubic hair.

[Master]

What the fuck, Grey pubic hair.

Yes it is a right turn off on the Mrs.

[Gandalf]

I think I'm a bit wobbly in the middle, so think both of you are right. 34 inches isn't too bad considering my faulty tape measure was telling me 38 inches. I am okay with 34 considering my height and leg length, but wouldn't want to get any larger.

[Britkid]

I think Jack Dee summed it up:

You are old when someone your age dies and the words tragic or untimely are not used to describe it.

[Beanz]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

For someone who is over 6ft he is skinny.

I am over 6 foot. Not Skinny, 31 or 32 inch waist..... and I am lush and at least 10 years older.

[Beanz]

Sorry, what I meant to say was.....A lush :-)

[Gandalf]

My jeans are 34 inches and I think many people of my height (especially in the Western and Arab worlds) would be quite happy to fit into them. Looking at the Egypt issues, I see the average Arab has a lot more girth issues than I ever will. I happen to think I am going to lose an inch as I continue to dry myself out and exercise. I don't think I want to be 32 inches again as that would be too hard and I was too skinny before. 34 inches means I am more regular and with a little toning, that is decent. Part of my weight gain is definitely muscle mass, but part of it is not taking care of myself. I have never gained weight like Ricky Hatton and 30 minutes a day will make all the difference. I woke up at 5am today, watched the boxing, and then did 3000 metres of rowing. Then I did 3 minutes of planking which was very unpleasant. No heavy bag today as that is every other day for the sake of my hands. I am a new man, I tell you. I refuse to get old without a fight.

[Dia bando]

Grass cutting today on a out front Kubota mower, needing a piss I got off the mower to
hobble to the toilet, walking with stiff legs.
Old age is coming grass cutting shit, I wonder what would a all night sex session would do
to me.

[brocktonblockbust]

Grass cutting today on a out front Kubota mower, needing a piss I got off the mower to
hobble to the toilet, walking with stiff legs.
Old age is coming grass cutting shit, I wonder what would a all night sex session would do
to me.

let the fucking whore get on top and do the work Richie

p.s. I aint talkin bout the wife there OK, dont want no misunderstandings mate

[Spicoli]

Notice that I'm even more speaker volume concious at a red light. What the fuck is up with that

Means I'm more responsible and socially conscious now?....or I'm just a big geezer pussy

The random back pains have returned. Notice when you wake up and you ponder that dilemma of standing up with the least pain..once the feet plant, you have a gap while you rise to stand...and for a split second ya have no idea if you'll actually make it or topple over yelling awwww fuucckkk

[Andre]

Yeah that sucks I need a new knee proto soIm told too far gone to do a quick fix. But have to put it off for a few reasons so trying a few managing tricks that maybe repairing it a bit.
Used to wake up in pain sometimes but loads of fish oil is helping min 4 caps morn and night and also MSM methyl sulfonyl methane really puts the wick back in the candle too 1/2 a teaspoon in a glass of water, $100 a kilo from online (the Canadian stuff not the Chinese) but good stuff when you are aging and the body takes time to repair, it seem to help many things.

[Master]

Yeah that sucks I need a new knee proto soIm told too far gone to do a quick fix. But have to put it off for a few reasons so trying a few managing tricks that maybe repairing it a bit.
Used to wake up in pain sometimes but loads of fish oil is helping min 4 caps morn and night and also MSM methyl sulfonyl methane really puts the wick back in the candle too 1/2 a teaspoon in a glass of water, $100 a kilo from online (the Canadian stuff not the Chinese) but good stuff when you are aging and the body takes time to repair, it seem to help many things.

I have a sore left knee too which I think affects and causes my back pain. I take no medication for it but probably need some minor surgery.