I can just imagine the scene now in the Calzaghe household over Christmas.
Enzo: Rightio, Joe boys bach, my little sparrah. Let's have a little chaaat about who you're going to fight next year.
Joe: I want that one (points at a picture of Bernard Hopkins).
Enzo: Joe, we've discussed this. Hopkins has retired and will only return from retirement if it's for a shot at the World Heavyweight title.
Joe: I want that one (points at picture of Hopkins again).
Enzo: Well, what about Jermaine Taylor. Uncle Frank tells me our friends in the States have said we can fight him in the summer ... and he did of course beat Hopkins twice.
Joe: Yeah, OK.
Enzo: Of course, there are other alternatives.
Joe: You don't mean ...
Enzo: Well, I don't want to ruin Christmas for you, but ...
Joe: You're not serious ...
Enzo: Joe, he's willing to come here. We wouldn't even have to travel.
Joe: But Daddy! He's scary, what with those big, very heterosexual tattooes. AND he beat a rugby player up - and they can be quite big and scary themselves.
Enzo: OK lad. We'll just stick to beating some more yanks up. You get back to your turkey, it's getting cold.

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