Re: which style of fighting is most practicle in a real fight.
I still think people aren't quite getting what I'm saying. It's not necessarily what you say or do, but the aura you have about yourself. I NEVER go around talking shit or acting tough. But I have never actually HAD to fight to protect myself or end a dispute (I HAVE done it, but that was back when I was a bit younger and a LOT dumber). I've had plenty of VERY tense situations where I was outnumbered and EASILY would have had my ass beaten, but didn't, because I let them know I wasn't going to be pushed around without ever needing to come right out and say it. I stood my ground, and talked straight and without fear.
Of course....there's always the old fallback (and I learned this one from my dad, who's been a cop his whole life, and has used this line several times to save his ass):
"You may beat the shit out of me, but rest assured I am going to make it VERY not worth your while."
(for the record, his exact version was, "You may beat the shit out of me, but I'm going to hold you here until the entire Police force arrives to beat you within an inch of your life and haul your ass away to jail for life. Now tell me....is it REALLY worth all that just to prove you're a tough guy?")
Boxing is like a handjob, and MMA is like a hot sweaty orgy with 5 chicks. I could never say no to a handjob, but which would you rather have?
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