Has this ever happened to you?

[BIG H]

How the fook have I missed this thread

There used to be a time that when I saw a girl though 'Nice' eyes' Nice tits' etc etc, now my fiirst thought is what they would look like on their knees with me buffing their hoop

Got no desire to have a bird 'go round the world' on me though

Big fella you lying sod. lol. I remember you saying you loved it when a woman used to "play the trombone" on you.

LMAO!

Hahahaha

[smashup]

hahahaha
Cracking up reading through this thread

[CutMeMick]

How the fook have I missed this thread

There used to be a time that when I saw a girl though 'Nice' eyes' Nice tits' etc etc, now my fiirst thought is what they would look like on their knees with me buffing their hoop

Got no desire to have a bird 'go round the world' on me though

Big fella you lying sod. lol. I remember you saying you loved it when a woman used to "play the trombone" on you.

LMAO!

'Waxing the pile of rubber bands'

[amat]

When Smashup says its gone to far that should give yo an idea of how fucked up this asslicking thing really is

[Majesty]

Ok, so I met this girl back around January and have went out with her around 10-15 times since. It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.

Anyways, this past weekend I was talking to her on AIM and she started talking about a lot of different sexual stuff. First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her. I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.


Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes. At first I was thinking "Oh fuck NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's ass with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something. But then she said she wanted to do it to me!


Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my ass! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.


So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before? It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!

No...

But I do remember a girl saying once that you can bring the btch out of any man by doing that

But lets not forget...afterwards you have to kiss her...

So it takes the term "kiss my ass" to a whole other level


But I'm a virgin..what do I know

[beds]

Ok, so I met this girl back around January and have went out with her around 10-15 times since. It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.

Anyways, this past weekend I was talking to her on AIM and she started talking about a lot of different sexual stuff. First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her. I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.


Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes. At first I was thinking "Oh fuck NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's ass with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something. But then she said she wanted to do it to me!


Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my ass! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.


So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before? It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!

No...

But I do remember a girl saying once that you can bring the btch out of any man by doing that

But lets not forget...afterwards you have to kiss her...

So it takes the term "kiss my ass" to a whole other level


But I'm a virgin..what do I know

you don't know wat your missing out on

[Majesty]

Ok, so I met this girl back around January and have went out with her around 10-15 times since. It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.

Anyways, this past weekend I was talking to her on AIM and she started talking about a lot of different sexual stuff. First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her. I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.


Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes. At first I was thinking "Oh fuck NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's ass with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something. But then she said she wanted to do it to me!


Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my ass! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.


So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before? It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!

No...

But I do remember a girl saying once that you can bring the btch out of any man by doing that

But lets not forget...afterwards you have to kiss her...

So it takes the term "kiss my ass" to a whole other level


But I'm a virgin..what do I know

you don't know wat your missing out on

Sometimes bringing light to someone's heart without trying to get in their pants brings them more happiness then a man who does a kind act for that reason only

[beds]

i got a girl and a daughter so i know what love is

but if ur to soppy bout giving light to there hearts girls gonna start thinking your a homo

u can be nicey nice but u gotta rip her knicks off with ur teeth to show u the man

u single maj

[CutMeMick]

but if ur to soppy bout giving light to there hearts girls gonna start thinking your a homo

word!

u can be nicey nice but u gotta rip her knicks off with ur teeth to show u the man

respect!

[Gandalf]

What a thread!!!

[Majesty]

i got a girl and a daughter so i know what love is

but if ur to soppy bout giving light to there hearts girls gonna start thinking your a homo

u can be nicey nice but u gotta rip her knicks off with ur teeth to show u the man

u single maj

I'm not soppy about it, I'm just not in a rush to lose my virginity is all.

And I like making a girl happy without the intention of getting in her pants. And sometimes they are happier that way, unless they just want me to get in their pants(which some girls have wanted) in which case I won't be getting with them anyway.

Sorry man, just the way I was raised, I'd never give it up to any girl and wouldn't let one give it up to me if we had just met and I only known her for about 10 seconds.

Too many people rushing around nowadays looking for a girl who wants to give it up but I'd rather find a girl who isnt in it just for sex, and doesn't wanna have sex with me 2 weeks after knowing me..

The way things go in my life, I know I'll probably mess around and get a girl and lose my virginity to her and then it end up not working out or something like that.

My father told me its a B.S. dream to think you're gonna lose your first kiss and your virginity to the girl who's going to be your lifetime wife it doesn't work out that way

And I already lost my first kiss to Amber(the girl you see in the picture with me) and she's already dated about 5 guys since then

Eh...I'll post that story up later for you to give advice on lol

So I don't dream that

But I'd have sex with her when we're both ready...and the girl I'd be with would have to understand that..

I'm not picky by any means, but I don't want it to feel, to either of us, like it's all a relationship is based on.

It's actually a turn off to me that I've had some girls say they want me between their legs when they only known me for 2 days.

Just how I am.

But yeah, a girl actually did think I was gay cause I treated her with respect and didn't look at her butt every five minutes But if that's all she wanted from me then I'm not looking for a relationship with her ya feel me?

[beds]

i got a girl and a daughter so i know what love is

but if ur to soppy bout giving light to there hearts girls gonna start thinking your a homo

u can be nicey nice but u gotta rip her knicks off with ur teeth to show u the man

u single maj

I'm not soppy about it, I'm just not in a rush to lose my virginity is all.

And I like making a girl happy without the intention of getting in her pants. And sometimes they are happier that way, unless they just want me to get in their pants(which some girls have wanted) in which case I won't be getting with them anyway.

Sorry man, just the way I was raised, I'd never give it up to any girl and wouldn't let one give it up to me if we had just met and I only known her for about 10 seconds.

Too many people rushing around nowadays looking for a girl who wants to give it up but I'd rather find a girl who isnt in it just for sex, and doesn't wanna have sex with me 2 weeks after knowing me..

The way things go in my life, I know I'll probably mess around and get a girl and lose my virginity to her and then it end up not working out or something like that.

My father told me its a B.S. dream to think you're gonna lose your first kiss and your virginity to the girl who's going to be your lifetime wife it doesn't work out that way

And I already lost my first kiss to Amber(the girl you see in the picture with me) and she's already dated about 5 guys since then

Eh...I'll post that story up later for you to give advice on lol

So I don't dream that

But I'd have sex with her when we're both ready...and the girl I'd be with would have to understand that..

I'm not picky by any means, but I don't want it to feel, to either of us, like it's all a relationship is based on.

It's actually a turn off to me that I've had some girls say they want me between their legs when they only known me for 2 days.

Just how I am.

But yeah, a girl actually did think I was gay cause I treated her with respect and didn't look at her butt every five minutes But if that's all she wanted from me then I'm not looking for a relationship with her ya feel me?

no not at all

















na its good your waiting but remember if ur a shit shag she gonna dump u anyway so be warned