Best boxer quotes!

[DarkDestroyer]

"I zee zomzing": Max Schmelling on his upcoming bout with Joe Louis

[donnydarkoIRL]

Cant remember who said it but it went:

"God puts everyone here for a reason.
He put Maradonna here to score beautiful goals.
He put Picasso here to paint beautiful pictures,
And he put Nigel Benn here to beat the shit outta people.

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

He said this in an old interview.


Many mens have fell and stumbled when they meet big George in that square jungle. George Foreman

[:::PSL:::]

He said this in an old interview.


Many mens have fell and stumbled when they meet big George in that square jungle. George Foreman

lol!

"mens"?... as in menstruation?

[Gutbuster]

" Fernando Vargas may have had a six pack in his stomach, he did not have a six pack in his CHIN "
-Larry Merchant (not a boxer but close enough I think)

"He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard"
-Mike Tyson

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"; Norton: "My wife just had a baby."; Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

“I'm not God - but I am something similar.”
-Roberto Duran

“My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.”
-Mike Tyson

"[He] called me a "rapist" and a "recluse." I'm not a recluse."
-Mike Tyson

"I wish some of you guys had f*cking kids so I could stomp on their testicles and kick them in their fucking heads so that you could feel my pain."
-Mike Tyson talking to interviewers.

"If I fought Evander with a baseball bat, I would win the fight, but it would be by decision."
-Taft Corbett, on Evander Holyfield's chin

[Hulk]

"No, I wasn't holding and hitting, I was just keeping his head in one place while I hit him with the other"-Lennox Lewis commenting on his holding Michael Grant whilst he hit him.

[Dizaster]

Any of Mike Tyson's cheastnuts are definetly worth a mention in any discussion about boxer's quotes.

[donnydarkoIRL]

On reflection, he really was the baddest man on the planet at his peak

[Landon]

"If you feel like you can whoop me why dont you whoop me with the gloves on ?"

Evander Hollyfield on Tyson ,refering to him trying to fight after it was over. I dont remember if it was the first or second ear bitting fight though.

I should have made some bets on the first one . It was the first time I went against everybody else saying Evander would out box Tyson easy. I had no idea he would stop Tyson though. That was just an added bonus.

[Tins06]

I wonder what the odds would have been on betting tyson would bite Evanders ear off

[The Rookie Fan]

"I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

- Mike Tyson

Yup, this is pretty much my favorite.

Tito before every fight. "YO VOY A GANAR. YO SOY EL MEJOR Y SIEMPRE VENGO A GANAR" Tramslation "I'm gonna win. I am the best. i always come to win"

Tito after every fight (CEPT 2). "YO DIJE QUE IVA A GANAR. TE DIJE QUE SOY EL MEJOR. YO SIEMPRE VENGO A GANAR" Translation "I told you I was going to win. I am the best. I always come to win.

Well, at least he is consistant

[donnydarkoIRL]

"I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

- Mike Tyson

Yup, this is pretty much my favorite.

Tito before every fight. "YO VOY A GANAR. YO SOY EL MEJOR Y SIEMPRE VENGO A GANAR" Tramslation "I'm gonna win. I am the best. i always come to win"

Tito after every fight (CEPT 2). "YO DIJE QUE IVA A GANAR. TE DIJE QUE SOY EL MEJOR. YO SIEMPRE VENGO A GANAR" Translation "I told you I was going to win. I am the best. I always come to win.

Well, at least he is consistant

Or Tito when Talking to Roy on the phone:
Hey Roy, Roy, Hey Roy....
What!?
I'm Gonna Knock you out baby...

[Gutbuster]

On reflection, he really was the baddest man on the planet at his peak

Mayorga was kind of nasty too. These are some of his classiest remarks:

"Spinks, I promise to reunite you to your dead mother"

"I'm not going to lay down. You're going to lay your wife down to me"

"I am upset because he did not call me for Father's Day. I am going to give him a whipping because I did not get my present"

"After I kill Vargas, I will volunteer to be the step-dad to Vargas kids after his death."

"Tell Forrest whether he runs, stops or bends over, whatever he does, I will knock him out in two rounds"

"After I knock you out Oscar, I look forward to drinking the warm milk from your wife breast"

"I will knock out Forrest in two rounds whether I have a cigarette or not. I know a lot of people want to see me fight more rounds. So, if HBO wants, they can pick two sparring partners for me to fight after I knock out Forrest. That way, the audience can see me fight 12 rounds"

"i invite everyone to come out and see 2 great rounds of boxing"

"When we were doing the HBO shoot, I remember him saying that he was going to take the belt away from me,...I go, ‘The only way you're going to take this belt away from me is if you let me have your wife for a night and I'll let you have the belt for a hour. "

"Spinks, you are a faggot, I want to sew a pair of nuts on you so you can stand and fight in front of me next time like a man."

[donnydarkoIRL]

I hated Mayorga and Vargas for exactly those reasons, they took it way too far.

[Trainer Monkey]

On reflection, he really was the baddest man on the planet at his peak

Mayorga was kind of nasty too. These are some of his classiest remarks:

"Spinks, I promise to reunite you to your dead mother"

"I'm not going to lay down. You're going to lay your wife down to me"

"I am upset because he did not call me for Father's Day. I am going to give him a whipping because I did not get my present"

"After I kill Vargas, I will volunteer to be the step-dad to Vargas kids after his death."

"Tell Forrest whether he runs, stops or bends over, whatever he does, I will knock him out in two rounds"

"After I knock you out Oscar, I look forward to drinking the warm milk from your wife breast"

"I will knock out Forrest in two rounds whether I have a cigarette or not. I know a lot of people want to see me fight more rounds. So, if HBO wants, they can pick two sparring partners for me to fight after I knock out Forrest. That way, the audience can see me fight 12 rounds"

"i invite everyone to come out and see 2 great rounds of boxing"

"When we were doing the HBO shoot, I remember him saying that he was going to take the belt away from me,...I go, ‘The only way you're going to take this belt away from me is if you let me have your wife for a night and I'll let you have the belt for a hour. "

"Spinks, you are a faggot, I want to sew a pair of nuts on you so you can stand and fight in front of me next time like a man."

And people accuse me of being mean to talk up a fight
Jeez