Ono's ideas for other forums

[superheavyrhun]

Damn guys....you've all got way too much time on your hands.

[X]

Don't you just love earnest people who spend ages blathering away about some bollocks all the time?

[ono]

Don't you just love earnest people who spend ages blathering away about some bollocks all the time?

yeh they all seem very eager to inform me of god's work

or 'god' (in inverted commars) as i keep calling him

[ono]

Haha we have a semi pissed of respone on yahoo answers.

Cause of fury = X's question.

X's question = If Adam and Eve were the first humans created, and they had two sons (Cain and Abel) ........ how did they have children unless they slept with their mother?



Pissed off response

It is stupid question when you saý ''unless they slept with
their mother?

You could have said, "unless they slept with their sisters?
That would be a genuine question.

Here is the answer:

To increase population God gave Eve twins in every delivery - a boy and a girl. The boy and girl born together as twins were real brother and sister. They could not be married to each other. They had to marry the boys and girls from the other sets of twins. This was the Law God gave for the children of Adam and Eve. There were no other children on earth except the children of Adam. This was the only way for Adam to marry his all children.

I have explained this at least three time in last three months.
I don't undersand why such questions are asked over an over.

Caine loved his sister born with him as twin. According to the law God gave to Adam, Adam couldn't marry Caine with his twin sister. His Sister was spoken for Abel. Therefore in anger Caine killed Abel and then had to flee the area where Adam and his children lived. Since Adam and Eve lived over thousand years, their sons and daughters made lots of families and moved away as families got bigger. Caine must have found wife from the descendents of some other twins of Adam and Eve and married her which was normal.

Most of the stories of Old Testament are not 100% accurate. Lots of these are written by Rabis and religious men born lot later after Moses died. It is mistake considering every word in Old Testament as word of God. What you read are translations. Word of God was only what Moses wrote or dictated some one to write word to word messages of God as soon as messages were delivered to Moses from God and that is avaiable now in original language.

The Arabic text is Word of God. We do not consider English translation as a word of God. It contains words of translators





I have explained this at least three time in last three months.
I don't undersand why such questions are asked over an over

ermmm......cos we're just fucking with you

[ono]

Right so going back to the garden of eden thread on homewithgod.com, i have recieved another reply from a very helpful poster...






#8 Today, 02:33 PM
handmaiden
Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nebraska
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Fruit

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I guess it is just fruit, whatever kind of fruit was on the tree of knowledge. I suppose since the tree is gone, we wouldn't recognize the fruit today.

Here is a link if you want to read about Job

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...b;&version=31;

It is in the Bible, so if you ask me, it is non-fiction. (you did ask me)
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#9 Today, 04:30 PM
ono
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Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden
I guess it is just fruit, whatever kind of fruit was on the tree of knowledge. I suppose since the tree is gone, we wouldn't recognize the fruit today.

Here is a link if you want to read about Job

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...b;&version=31;

It is in the Bible, so if you ask me, it is non-fiction. (you did ask me)





Response by ono

Does non-fiction mean non-real (made up) then?

I always get those two mixed up.

Sorry to be a pest.



PS thanks for the link.

[ono]

how long until she flips.......

[JT Rock]

I went from winding up, to contributing

Of course there biblical knowledge is a little off.... So I have to put my 2 cents in

[ono]

Haha ah well i'm not a pest afterall.

I think me and handmaiden could become the best of friends.....

#11 Today, 06:21 PM
handmaiden
Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 561

Non-fiction

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Non-fiction is not made up. So it is true.

No problem, you are not a pest at all. If you have questions, ask away!

BTW, I think the Simpsons are funny.
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handmaiden

check out my blog
http://link2jesus.com/blog/




On a side note

JT is becoming one of them

[JT Rock]

Haha ah well i'm not a pest afterall.

I think me and handmaiden could become the best of friends.....

#11 Today, 06:21 PM
handmaiden
Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 561

Non-fiction

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Non-fiction is not made up. So it is true.

No problem, you are not a pest at all. If you have questions, ask away!

BTW, I think the Simpsons are funny.
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handmaiden

check out my blog
http://link2jesus.com/blog/




On a side note

JT is becoming one of them

Hahaha!! I was an ordained minister for about 10 years, until I went off the deep end and strted partying like a mofo and pumping chicks

[Kev]

hahaha great thread guys I laughed my ass off.

A warning to you though Ono, you may be laughing now thinking what a great windup it is to take the piss out of the Church, but just wait until they find out where you live and they turn up at your door wanting to welcome you into their loving fellowship

[ono]

hahaha great thread guys I laughed my ass off.

A warning to you though Ono, you may be laughing now thinking what a great windup it is to take the piss out of the Church, but just wait until they find out where you live and they turn up at your door wanting to welcome you into their loving fellowship

That would be a very proud day indeed....

[ono]

Haha ah well i'm not a pest afterall.

I think me and handmaiden could become the best of friends.....

#11 Today, 06:21 PM
handmaiden
Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 561

Non-fiction

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Non-fiction is not made up. So it is true.

No problem, you are not a pest at all. If you have questions, ask away!

BTW, I think the Simpsons are funny.
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Go and learn what this means, I desire compassion and not sacrifice

handmaiden

check out my blog
http://link2jesus.com/blog/




On a side note

JT is becoming one of them

Hahaha!! I was an ordained minister for about 10 years, until I went off the deep end and strted partying like a mofo and pumping chicks

So you saw the bright light and just went for it

[donnydarkoIRL]

How do you even search the net for forums I came across Saddo's by accident and I've never been on another one before that.

[JT Rock]

Haha ah well i'm not a pest afterall.

I think me and handmaiden could become the best of friends.....

#11 Today, 06:21 PM
handmaiden
Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 561

Non-fiction

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Non-fiction is not made up. So it is true.

No problem, you are not a pest at all. If you have questions, ask away!

BTW, I think the Simpsons are funny.
__________________
Go and learn what this means, I desire compassion and not sacrifice

handmaiden

check out my blog
http://link2jesus.com/blog/




On a side note

JT is becoming one of them

Hahaha!! I was an ordained minister for about 10 years, until I went off the deep end and strted partying like a mofo and pumping chicks

So you saw the bright light and just went for it

you can say that again

[ono]

How do you even search the net for forums I came across Saddo's by accident and I've never been on another one before that.

I just googled God




That actually sounds quite weird