Shannon Matthews rescued!

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A local paedophile ring has made the unprecedented step of issuing a statement after being accused of hiding Shannon Matthews for two weeks.

They said 'Fuck off - we do have some standards you know'

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Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCanns villa to look under the bed

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Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Shannon Matthews?

People actually wanted Madeline to be found.

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Shannon Matthews has been found alive and unharmed.

Thank goodness she was too ugly to molest.

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I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, i think that's fucking disgusting...

I mean what man would want to shag her twice??

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Shannon Matthews, the first Madeleine McCann tribute act.

[Wayne]

Who is Shannon Matthews?

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BBC NEWS | England | West Yorkshire | Mother jailed over Shannon kidnap

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I just saw that Karen Matthews has been sent down for 8 years and have to admit feeling rather sad for her. Even if she gets out for good behaviour after three years, she will probably miss the birth of Shannon's first two children.