bilbo appreciation thread

[OumaFan]

Isn't she the one who was in that kidnapping movie who'd get this silly look on her face and go "I'll never tell"

She always kind of struck me as annoying more than anything.

[amat]

Yeah that was the movie with Angelina Jolie I think I know what you're talking about that shit did annoy me too. But if you've seen Just Married (don't ask why I've seen Just Married) then you would know why I think that way of her because she was banging in that movie.

[Kev]

Scarlett Johansson is ouuuttraaaggeeoouusssly hot. As in ridiculously hot as in as perfect as you can be there probably isn't an upgrade to be made, similar to Jessica Alba where there isn't really anything else you would want unless you just wanted something different.

Britney Murphy is hot you just don't know.

Yeah I love Scarlet too. She's a honey for sure. Alba is cute but never been one of my favourites. Always found her a bit goose necked.

I love Natalie Portman though, the way her smile turns down like a fox really does it for me and she often has really short hair which if a girl can pull it off I really like as it makes them look unique compared to other girls.

Actually reminds me, I met this absolutely gorgeous Ralph Lauren model out the other day from America in Torquay for Christmas. She had this really cool short hair cut and glitter on her face, and like lipstick dashes on her cheek.

She looked like she had stepped of a catwalk in France and was telling me all about herself when Christine, ( a middle aged pig) my mate's girlfriend's best mate came over and put her hands down my pants as she always does whenever I talk to any girls.

It's always a conversation stopper pretty much

[OumaFan]

I have a feeling you were probably in if not for that. I've seen like a minute of Just Married, she was having a nosebleed and kind of being annoying, I changed channels. Natalie Portman, thumbs up, she's probably like 4'11 in real life but oh well.

[amat]

Bilbo both me and you know you were never getting in with any Ralph Lauren model.

Still, that's cool I guess. I like Natalie Portman to but she's a bit wierd.

[amat]

I have a feeling you were probably in if not for that. I've seen like a minute of Just Married, she was having a nosebleed and kind of being annoying, I changed channels. Natalie Portman, thumbs up, she's probably like 4'11 in real life but oh well.

I think Brittney Murphy really is like 4'11 or 5'1 or something crazy like that.

[CFH]

Britney Murphy, no. Sorry.

I just saw some movie where this young guy became the boss of this old guy and started dating Scarlett Johanson, the guy's daughter, In Good Company maybe, but either way the movie was kind of meh but she looked pretty damn good in it.

I guess I don't get the hockey reference, dates hockey players?

Yeah she dates hockey players and Shaun Avery might not ever sign a contract again because he made fun of Phanuef for dating his "sloppy seconds" and was suspended and released.

A bit harsh maybe, suspended and released? A bit uncouth I guess.

It was for a lot more than that. He had been warned about his conduct repeatedly. The NHL only suspended him for 7 games I think, but his team suspended him indefinitely (they did not release him, they signed him to a 4 year contract this summer - for a ridiculous amount of money considering his lack of and real on ice talent - and they will be able to buy him out this summer). The suspension was also for his own benefit in some ways; he can't fight for shit and Dion Phaneuf would've beat the dog shit out of him. Avery is just a contrived idiot who loves the spotlight. It wasn't an off the cuff remark, it was clearly prepared well in advance. Apparently his team, including his teammates (all of whom LOATHED him) had warned him not to do it. Dallas was in last place when he left the team, now they're in reach of a playoff spot. I can't believe his publicist was somehow able to convince the American hockey media (all 3 of them) that he was a "superstar" (as I have heard him referred to) or even a decent player. He's nothing more than an agitator with limited offensive and defensive ability.

Watch how contrived it is, he walks out of the dressing room and up to the media during a scrum, asks if they have a camera, and then starts talking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NQB6...eature=related

And Bilbo, threatening someone if no way to get them to sing your praises.

[Kev]

Bilbo both me and you know you were never getting in with any Ralph Lauren model.

Still, that's cool I guess. I like Natalie Portman to but she's a bit wierd.

I know these won't do anything for you, but these pics are much appreciated by me

[OumaFan]

Yeah I assumed it was probably a repeat offender type thing.

And that he wasn't that good Tend to have a longer leash if you're a star.

[amat]

Yeah he's a prick an absolute prick he has been hated in pretty much every locker room. He's like hockey's Curt Schilling when he was a ranger he would be on the radio EVERYDAY,calling in to talk about himself.

[CutMeMick]

Scarlette shits on Murphy, Dunst and Alba.

Those aren't even fair matchups... IMO.

[amat]

Damn Mick I'm not trying to compare Scarlett Johansson to Brittney Murphy I'm not dumb.

[Dark Lord Al]

lol thanks guys, actually I do try and reign my weirdness in a little in the real world. I have to put up a facade of restraint.

When I'm on here I can be myself though and let my eccentricities run riot.

Thanks for creating this thread Hammer, just knowing that Amat will see it and that it will annoy him has made my day

Yea your allright Bilbo , you can take a bit of flack , and still keep smiling.

[Julius Rain]

scarlett is drop dead beautiful. Shes so hot, its like she has two vagina and not asshole

[ICB]

What can I say ?

We've had out differences in the past. David Haye has often come between us. But I don't mind the hobbit guy really.

Bilbo always gets on my ass in any thread to do with girls, he's like a tit in a trance when he gets going with me on any thread to do with girls.

Its like he sees my name and he's like a shark waiting for his prey, he sees me reply to a thread about girls and then 5 minutes later. He's basically telling me what a shallow person i am, and without using the word directly calling me a twat.

I think its really to do with the old Arcade days when i stole all his trophies, after he was giving it the bigun in the arcade thread. About how he took all my trophies and ETC.

But he didn't know that im highly competitive so everytime he stole my trophy, i would take 5 of his as punishment. I let him keep his precious moon cave trophy because he had worked all night to beat the score, and he couldn't handle it getting beat again.