Michael Jackson Died!!

X · 07-01-2009 04:52 PM

What have Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson got in common?

Not quite enough.

X · 07-01-2009 04:53 PM

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Ricky Hatton?

None – both got taken out by a jab.

X · 07-01-2009 04:55 PM

The news that michael jackson wouldn't get his come back was hard to swallow for Madeline Mcann.

X · 07-01-2009 04:59 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?

Someone really should've told Michael Jackson he'd get nowhere with kids.

X · 07-01-2009 05:02 PM

Breaking News: Michael Jackson has only had a stroke.

Don't worry, the boy isn't pressing charges!

X · 07-01-2009 05:15 PM

Day 97 and Jade Goody get`s a new housemate...

X · 07-01-2009 05:17 PM

Whats the difference between michael jackson and alex ferguson?

Ferguson will be playin Giggs next year

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:49 PM

u got anymore

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:56 PM

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:57 PM

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:58 PM

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:59 PM

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

**Drago** · 07-01-2009 06:59 PM

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

X · 07-02-2009 04:42 AM

Nice ones, Drago ....... but they're nothing to do with him dying?

**reinvaldez** · 07-02-2009 05:01 AM

Rest in Peace idol.

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