alright. if that's what you think, fine.
alright. if that's what you think, fine.
I'm a helpful guy.
I got a message from Bilbo the other day, came by carrier pigeon;
Hey,
The rumors are NOT true. It's a misunderstanding, trust me.
There is no connection whatsoever between me and that mysterious Russian cargo ship (Arctic Sea) that was spotted off the coast of many European countries a month ago.
I categorically deny any involvement.
That is all.
For now.
-Bilbo
You know something, I'm being 100% serious here, shortly the story about that ship broke I happened to be some strange counter-culture news site and they were speculating about what happened etc. and when the information began trickling out weeks later they had pretty much gotten it right. I have no doubt Bilbo probably reads the same site.
Ah now, Puck's a nice lad really.
His only downfall is that he goes mental (in a gay way) when he sees more than 5 highly contrasting colours at the same time, it's a bit of a nuisance. He can't have skittles or see any rainbows, or else he'll be groping every male in sight...That's why I'm always in beige and gray.
You should have seen what happened when this guy came to visit one day...
To hear a man screaming at such a high pitch, sent a shiver down me aul' spine.
I wonder if I should go ahead and move this thread to the off-topic forum.
It started off as thread with one man simply looking for peace between all members.
Now we have moved into the realm of conspiracy theories involving Bilbo and a Russian cargo ship, gay love, turtle love, and a man who cannot view more than 5 colours at once without bringing gay consequences.
The dancing banana is the official stamp of ruin for all threads.![]()
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