sayings that are retarded

[Andre]

This loling in audio appears to be more widespread than I first though. There needs to be more punching in the face going on.

I've not heard it yet myself.

Do they say it as an acroynm i.e L.O.L or do they just say it as a word 'loll'?

as a word !!! even worse is lmao they pronounce that lamayo but they aint even fucking laughing when they say it wtf is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is post number 2000 btw

Ok then, your reward good woman...

Oh have I got plans for you

Attachment 1985

Friggin ring licka.

[No Contest]

I know a girl that says all the fucking time "you know what I mean?" Except she isn't explaining atom splitting or hadrons... something about feeling sad or going to the store.

She also says "It is what it is" all the time. Well what the fuck is it.

I know what you mean, you almost wanna say yes I know what you mean I can fucking speak english dumbass.

[No Contest]

I hate hate hate hate empty words bullshit sorrys !!!! Drives me insane and I always say what ?? Is that is sorry ?? You do that and all you can say is sorry !!! Sorry ain't f@&£ing good enough !!!! Bleed you bloody. Arsehole then I might accept ur lame excuse for an apology !!!!









Think I need a cup of tea :/

Jeez sooorrrrryyyy.

[No Contest]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

A funny bit by George Carlin,RIP, he says"you never see them blaming god when they mess up though." Oh, well I was going to score that touchdown, if God hadn't tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." Another one, this worlds going down the tubes.......What tubes? I am guilty of saying IMO because nobody else usually has that opinion. As far as lol, even worse I've heard rofl, pronounced roffle. Nobody ever fucking rolls on the floor laughing.

[Kev]

Anyone who uses pmsl deserves to die.

I've even noticed the big boss man Saddo use it from time to time. Very sad, very sad indeed

[katfight]

Pmsl that's funny ;0)

[boozeboxer]

Anyone who uses pmsl deserves to die.

I've even noticed the big boss man Saddo use it from time to time. Very sad, very sad indeed

don't know what that one means.

[Andre]

Anyone who uses pmsl deserves to die.

I've even noticed the big boss man Saddo use it from time to time. Very sad, very sad indeed

don't know what that one means.

Pre menstral sensitivity laughter.

[boozeboxer]

I have looked it up on urban dictionary. ANdre told me what it meant in a private message but it was so stupid I thought he was joshing me.


Yes, I agree with Bilbo.

[AdamGB]

"same difference"

what the fuck?

and these two... it's not so much the sayings... as how they have been bastardized by people who just say/type them without thinking about what they are actually saying...

"I could care less"
so you must care to some unspecified degree? possibly lots?
(see also "I could give a fuck" etc)

"your stupid"
if you're going to insult somebody's intelligence then you should try to avoid looking like a fool whilst doing it!

you're stupid (as in 'you are'). 'Your' preceeds an object belonging to the person you are speaking to... you can be a 'stupid fucking dick head' but you can't own one... not unless you keep slaves!

Look around Facebook and these very boards and see how many people don't know what 'you're' means... it's getting ridiculous... I have teachers on facebook and even they struggle.

'Your' ladies and gentleman - the one word in the English language that gets abused more than an unwanted Ginger step child.

[AdamGB]

oh and "job biscuit"

it sounds like something meaningless that an old man with dementia/mild torretes would constantly say! :P

[Kev]

oh and "job biscuit"

it sounds like something meaningless that an old man with dementia/mild torretes would constantly say! :P

I think Job biscuit is pretty cool as to my knowledge it's only said by Otley? I've never heard it said elsewhere on the internet.

An original saying, owned by an individual is ok I reckon.

Fenster can say fact, but everyone looks like a pathetic imitator, X can post in blue, and Otley can say Job Buscuit. I can be a fundamentalist, tranny loving creationist and Miles can be a non anti-semitic Jew hater, Lyle can be..well Lyle. These traits, products of an individual's eccentricities define the site, but those who copy them are lame.

[AdamGB]

Such as being a Monstor for your Weight?

Yeah, it's not a saying... I'm just having a cheeky dig at otley!

[Master]

People who say "do you hear me"

[boozeboxer]

People who say "do you hear me"

as in a father-figure saying it?