Re: Impeach Obama

Originally Posted by
Cressa121

Originally Posted by
superheavyrhun
Or, to paraphrase some religious book, let they who are without sin cast the first stone.
I've got a funny/horrifying story about that phrase (delete as applicable).
I went to a Church of England secondary school. It was a nice, new school (I was the second year to start there) but it wasn't in the best part of town. We used to have vicars come in regularly to do talks for our morning assemblies, they were always shite but only went on for around 20 minutes.
One day we walked into the assembly hall and saw stones on every seat. Not that small either, they were a decent size. There were only years 7 and 8 in the hall, maybe around 200 kids, all with stones on there seats. We sat down and the vicar did his bit. After a while he said "now I believe you should practice what you preach, and as I have sinned, I'm going to lie here and say to you all "let he who is without sin cast the first stone." If you can say in good conscience that you have not sinned, feel free to cast your stone on me". He lay down. Everyone looked around, confused. After about 10 seconds of silence I heard someone say "fuck it", then they stood up and threw their stone. It was like a domino effect, one went and everyone else followed. For about 30 seconds there was just the sound of stone hitting wood as this poor vicar got stoned at the front of the hall. We got a bollocking for that.
Brilliant.
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