Totally uneducated. Thats so ignorantOriginally Posted by Missy
I am not a lifeguard i am a coastguard. I deal with people in the mud and on cliffs. I dont look like david dusseldorf and i dont carry a huge red tampon.
Totally uneducated. Thats so ignorantOriginally Posted by Missy
I am not a lifeguard i am a coastguard. I deal with people in the mud and on cliffs. I dont look like david dusseldorf and i dont carry a huge red tampon.
Missy speaking as a girly friend
I reckon it's a hit. As you said he only said it when his Mrs wasn't around thus he was up to something sneaky that he didn't want his mrs to hear... next time a married bloke says you have an interesting face then their mrs isn't around, tell them that they have an interesting wedding ring and if their wife shares the same views as they do about the 'interesting' face![]()
Seriously the bloke was trying a hit away from his mrs, since he seems so interested in faces he should look in the mirror at his own and ask himself what kind of a man he is to even consider cheating on his mrs.
Have you seen this bloke since Saturday?
nice one Star.Even worse for them they have a nipper.
Nah the little group I belong to meets up about 3 times a year so will likely see him again in June.
be sure if he points out the 'interesting face' point out the even more interesting and important to him wedding ring and how if his wife doesn't mean more to him then an 'interesting face' his little nipper should mean more to him then an 'interesting face' more then anything.Originally Posted by Missy
That's probably the reason he was chatting you up - his wife's vagina has obviously stretched so much giving birth that it has reached and surpassed its' elastic limit. A whole new meaning of "wedding ring".Originally Posted by Missy
The gentleman concerned may as well dip his wick in a bucket of snot, for all the pleasure he is getting out of his wife (in fact she probably went to the toilet to try and tuck her lips back in her socks).
He was probably doing what Captain Kirk did when he met all those green alien women that he ended up screwing, saying 'you have an interesting face' to try and tease out any immediate reactions like 'thank you, and I fuck through my ears', just checking that the physiologies fitted together, as it were.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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