Ever had an STD?

[Snakey]

a couple years back i was banging this hawaiian chick with big jlo assss and i hooked up with her in vegas at the club beach. i banged her all week. then 2 weeks later it HURT when i pissssssssssssed. YES i did wear a condom 24-7. so anyway long story short i got tested and the doctor gave me these pills to let me piss without pain and they worked the second i sallowed them. a week later my results showed i didnt have shiiiiiit and he concluded that i had an infection reaction to the cheap soap in the vegas hotels anyways wash off your penis completely with water so you too dont get the same pain i had to endure boys!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah man ive had that before, you know just had a shower and you later on go for a piss and OOUCCH and it kills but it only lasted like a day on me.

[Kev]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my ass!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my ass hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't shit anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a shit as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was fucking absolutely awful

[BIG H]

Mate - fair play for coming through all that - that is horrendous

[TheBESTP4P]

a couple years back i was banging this hawaiian chick with big jlo assss and i hooked up with her in vegas at the club beach. i banged her all week. then 2 weeks later it HURT when i pissssssssssssed. YES i did wear a condom 24-7. so anyway long story short i got tested and the doctor gave me these pills to let me piss without pain and they worked the second i sallowed them. a week later my results showed i didnt have shiiiiiit and he concluded that i had an infection reaction to the cheap soap in the vegas hotels anyways wash off your penis completely with water so you too dont get the same pain i had to endure boys!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah man ive had that before, you know just had a shower and you later on go for a piss and OOUCCH and it kills but it only lasted like a day on me.

COOL CLICK bro for feeling my pain brother

[TheBESTP4P]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful

COOL CLICK bro im glad to hear your ALL good now! it saddens me to hear what u had to endure. GOD BLESS u brother!
but quick question: why did u get genital warts i mean isnt that only transmitted thru sexual activity
anyways thats why i always play it "SAFE" 24-7. also why i eat right, do my cardio, and drink plenty of WHITE TEA, DETOX DRINKS too!

[Kev]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful

COOL CLICK bro im glad to hear your ALL good now! it saddens me to hear what u had to endure. GOD BLESS u brother!
but quick question: why did u get genital warts i mean isnt that only transmitted thru sexual activity
anyways thats why i always play it "SAFE" 24-7. also why i eat right, do my cardio, and drink plenty of WHITE TEA, DETOX DRINKS too!

My doctor told me that that the virus can lie dormant in your body for ever like herpe's but a healthy immune system prevents them developing. So I could have caught them years ago just they never developed.

It's also possible I never caught the virus at all but it developed naturally as a response to my immune system being fucked.

Wouldn't wish it on anybody though.

For two years I was so ill with cancer I couldnt barely leave the house let alone meet any girls.

Then I had these warts for a further two years after that so obviously couldn't allow a girl to get near me.

Finally after 5 YEARS!!! I finally had a clean buff knob and had the confidence to to start dating again, then when it came to having sex severe lung damage as a result of two years of chemo meant I was gasping for air and exhausted after a minute and couldn't continue

I was like Shannon Briggs after a round!!

But it's all ok now I just wank a lot instead

[Gandalf]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful

Sounds fucking horrendous!!! Im glad you are okay now! Thats an ordeal!!!

[frozensolid_702]

a couple years back i was banging this hawaiian chick with big jlo assss and i hooked up with her in vegas at the club beach. i banged her all week. then 2 weeks later it HURT when i pissssssssssssed. YES i did wear a condom 24-7. so anyway long story short i got tested and the doctor gave me these pills to let me piss without pain and they worked the second i sallowed them. a week later my results showed i didnt have shiiiiiit and he concluded that i had an infection reaction to the cheap soap in the vegas hotels anyways wash off your penis completely with water so you too dont get the same pain i had to endure boys!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah man ive had that before, you know just had a shower and you later on go for a piss and OOUCCH and it kills but it only lasted like a day on me.

COOL CLICK bro for feeling my pain brother

sounds like a urinary tract infection.............. you can get those from banging too much.

ive had em..... i always think its the clap, but its the same result every time

[TheBESTP4P]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful

Sounds F****** horrendous!!! Im glad you are okay now! Thats an ordeal!!!

CC bro! yeah i think think it was a unrinary tract infection from bangin too much. is it cuz u dont nut? i think its cuz i didnt nut like all the times i banged that ho she never got me to nut. so i think all that shiiiiiit got like built up in my pipes and thats why i burned? or it could be the opposite? hmmmmmmmm anybody with the BIO skills to clarify this one?

[Preme]

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like F***. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

you crazy bastard - i got circumsised last year in and out same day, so got pissed in the evening, and carrie dond rinking all week, kinda counterd the tablets they give me, i woke up coverd in blood, pulled around 20 stiches out in my sleep - was in so much twating pain, how the fuck did you not go to hospital dude?

but to the topic, nop never had an STD

[Gandalf]

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like F***. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

you crazy B****** - i got circumsised last year in and out same day, so got pissed in the evening, and carrie dond rinking all week, kinda counterd the tablets they give me, i woke up coverd in blood, pulled around 20 stiches out in my sleep - was in so much twating pain, how the F*** did you not go to hospital dude?

but to the topic, nop never had an STD

Ouch!! Some painful, painful reading on these pages!!

[Preme]

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like F***. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

you crazy B****** - i got circumsised last year in and out same day, so got pissed in the evening, and carrie dond rinking all week, kinda counterd the tablets they give me, i woke up coverd in blood, pulled around 20 stiches out in my sleep - was in so much twating pain, how the F*** did you not go to hospital dude?

but to the topic, nop never had an STD

Ouch!! Some painful, painful reading on these pages!!

painfull then, worth it now tho, the ladies are impressed when i mention i had over 20 stiches around my dick

[Gandalf]

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like F***. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

you crazy B****** - i got circumsised last year in and out same day, so got pissed in the evening, and carrie dond rinking all week, kinda counterd the tablets they give me, i woke up coverd in blood, pulled around 20 stiches out in my sleep - was in so much twating pain, how the F*** did you not go to hospital dude?

but to the topic, nop never had an STD

Ouch!! Some painful, painful reading on these pages!!

painfull then, worth it now tho, the ladies are impressed when i mention i had over 20 stiches around my dick

[bigragu]

I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful

COOL CLICK bro im glad to hear your ALL good now! it saddens me to hear what u had to endure. GOD BLESS u brother!
but quick question: why did u get genital warts i mean isnt that only transmitted thru sexual activity
anyways thats why i always play it "SAFE" 24-7. also why i eat right, do my cardio, and drink plenty of WHITE TEA, DETOX DRINKS too!

My doctor told me that that the virus can lie dormant in your body for ever like herpe's but a healthy immune system prevents them developing. So I could have caught them years ago just they never developed.

It's also possible I never caught the virus at all but it developed naturally as a response to my immune system being fucked.

Wouldn't wish it on anybody though.

For two years I was so ill with cancer I couldnt barely leave the house let alone meet any girls.

Then I had these warts for a further two years after that so obviously couldn't allow a girl to get near me.

Finally after 5 YEARS!!! I finally had a clean buff knob and had the confidence to to start dating again, then when it came to having sex severe lung damage as a result of two years of chemo meant I was gasping for air and exhausted after a minute and couldn't continue

I was like Shannon Briggs after a round!!

But it's all ok now I just wank a lot instead

at least you can joke about it...man...you are a tough sob!!!!

[landmine950]

I met this real sweet innocent looking girl..
cute blue eyes!!
guess what!! she gave me crabs!! DAMN!
BIG ONES TOO!! JUST LOOK!