Ono's ideas for other forums

[superheavyrhun]

How do you even search the net for forums I came across Saddo's by accident and I've never been on another one before that.

I just googled God




That actually sounds quite weird

Do you reckon God googles himself when he's feeling bored and a bit depressed, because surely he has more sites than anyone else referencing him?

[ono]

How do you even search the net for forums I came across Saddo's by accident and I've never been on another one before that.

I just googled God




That actually sounds quite weird

Do you reckon God googles himself when he's feeling bored and a bit depressed, because surely he has more sites than anyone else referencing him?

I reckon he goes on the God Forum's and signs in as guest......just to boost his self esteem.

[X]

How about asking whether, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins?

[CutMeMick]

Ono, ask them what are their thoughts on Allah.

[ono]

Ono, ask them what are their thoughts on Allah.

Could ask them who would win in a fight

[superheavyrhun]

Ono, ask them what are their thoughts on Allah.

Could ask them who would win in a fight

Depends where its held and who the judges are. If its a panel of Jewish judges, I reckon God takes it on points...after all God's lad is in the Jewish religious stuff right?

[ono]

Hmmm guess what?

I started a new thread. Let's see if anyone bites



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ono
Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008
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God vs Allah

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Hi everyone

so i'm a really big boxing fan aswell as a church go-er.

so i thought it would be fun to combine the 2 and start a light hearted thread.

My question to you guys is 'who would have won if God had fought Allah in a boxing match?'

The way i see it going is......God uses his speed and keeps his stronger opponent of him and wins a close but fair unanimous decision.

If it went to the judges scorecards do you think their religious beliefs would come into play? Surely a Jewish judge would show bias toward God and a Muslim judge would maybe favour Allah.

David vs Goliath could even be on the undercard.

Thoughts....

Thanks, Ono

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thanks to mick and rhun for the idea

[superheavyrhun]

Flippin heck....David v Goliath on the undercard? Is this a Don King promotion, cause I want tickets!!! I'm going Goliath 1st round KO.

[ono]

Flippin heck....David v Goliath on the undercard? Is this a Don King promotion, cause I want tickets!!! I'm going Goliath 1st round KO.

Yeh i'm putting £100 on the big guy as well.

Cain vs Abel has just been added aswel as a special attraction.

Similar to Vitali vs Wlad.

[ono]

We've got a bite.....

#1 Yesterday, 04:11 PM
ono
Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 15

God vs Allah

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Hi everyone

so i'm a really big boxing fan aswell as a church go-er.

so i thought it would be fun to combine the 2 and start a light hearted thread.

My question to you guys is 'who would have won if God had fought Allah in a boxing match?'

The way i see it going is......God uses his speed and keeps his stronger opponent of him and wins a close but fair unanimous decision.

If it went to the judges scorecards do you think their religious beliefs would come into play? Surely a Jewish judge would show bias toward God and a Muslim judge would maybe favour Allah.

David vs Goliath could even be on the undercard.

Thoughts....

Thanks, Ono


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#2 Yesterday, 09:05 PM
walker
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what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan
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I did not make it no it is making me
It is the very truth of God and not the invention of any man

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#3 Today, 04:53 AM
ono
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Originally Posted by walker
what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan

So you think it would be a mis-match?

Cain vs Abel could also be on the undercard as it would be similar to the Klitschko's squaring off with one another.

I agree with you that God would win.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Quick Ono...accuse him of being a Satan lover since he praised him!!!!

[JT Rock]

yea he kind of laid it out there for you..... Walker is a very defensive chap isint he

But he is correct on that one

[ono]

Quick Ono...accuse him of being a Satan lover since he praised him!!!!

Your wish is my command

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ono
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walker
what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan
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Reply by Ono

At the Ricky Hatton fights we sing a very similar song
It goes...(join in if you know the words)

There's only one Ricky Hatton
One Ricky Hatton
Walking along.....
Singing a song...
Walking in a Hatton wonderland

Are you sure your not showing a little bit of bias toward satan?

Do you think he was more powerful than Goliath?

[ono]

yea he kind of laid it out there for you..... Walker is a very defensive chap isint he

But he is correct on that one

Yeh he is very defensive

i reckon he'l kick me off soon.

we shall see tho

[donnydarkoIRL]

CC Ono, that was brilliant!!!