another thread for miles

[Youngblood]

Thread should be retitled 'Self-burn'.

[mofo2]

I reckon Bruce looks more like this

[brucelee]

This milestone thread is not increasing fast as I expect it to be. Seven pages in 1 week.

I'm frustrated with my friend Miles. He should post more as this thread is dedicated to him and his avatars.

Keep the nonsense going!!!

special thanks to Youngblood and Donny for coming over.

[brucelee]

Due to insistent public demand, I'm using my real life picture as my avatar.

[Gandalf]

So you are a self mutilating rubber lipped duck then? Or is it the talking monkey? Big H's picture was probably more on the money, but as Bruce is a little mouse and needs to hide behind ridiculously cheesy looking facades we will most likely never know. Not that I'm too bothered either way. I showed my face and I have no regrets. That's the sign of a real man, Bruce.

This thread was lacking from the start. If you are going to start a thread trying to mock someone then it needs some kind of consensus with a group of people willing to join in and mock the person as well and play up their shortcomings. Unfortunately, over about 5 pages you have been quite alone in this endeavour. And instead everyone has been mocking you. And still you are encouraging the thread to continue. You must have no shame, Bruce. There is definitely the element of the perverse in you. What human would want to continue this type of torture? The thread can run for a hundred pages for all I care.

[Youngblood]

Just another example Miles, of how truth is so much stranger then fiction.

Professor Bruce, giving lessons in the authenticity of internet self, based on the appilications of his own inability to be; internet self.

But he is, as you know, a rare and tender genius after all. One should not question such matters, for to not comprehend the wonder bestowed upon us. The wonder that is, he. How dare we question. Especially those of such obvious lesser things: gender, age, ability to breath oxygen, etc.

Oh woe is me, for I surely one day shall been stricken down for such putulance in the face of wonder and marvel. Oh woe is me (and you!), for such contempt.

It will be a sad day for all of humanity, truly, when we have be reckoned, our judgements corrected, when we realize once and for all, that bruce is supreme, and we should never have have ever questioned, and we all watch in quiet adoration as he dances away with Diana and the other supremes, to which we could only then utter such things, "Hmm. damn. I guess he was awesome afterall. Just like he said."

[donnydarkoIRL]

Ok Bruce I'll play ball.
Since the thread is about Miles....


During my time as Saddo's I have found Miles to be one of the most genuine, honest and amiable posters present on the site. At no point in time have I witnessed him act offensively or aggressively toward another decent poster. Both his sense of humour and knowledge on a variety of topics make his postings a valuable contribution to this site and a joy to read.

Top Poster.

[Gandalf]

Just another example Miles, of how truth is so much stranger then fiction.

Professor Bruce, giving lessons in the authenticity of internet self, based on the appilications of his own inability to be; internet self.

But he is, as you know, a rare and tender genius after all. One should not question such matters, for to not comprehend the wonder bestowed upon us. The wonder that is, he. How dare we question. Especially those of such obvious lesser things: gender, age, ability to breath oxygen, etc.

Oh woe is me, for I surely one day shall be stricken down for such putulance in the face of wonder and marvel. Oh woe is me (and you!), for such contempt.

It will be a sad day for all of humanity, truly, when we have be reckoned, our judgements corrected, when we realize once and for all, that bruce is supreme, and we should never have have ever questioned, and we all watch in quiet adoration as he dances away with Diana and the other supremes, to which we could only then utter such things, "Hmm. damn. I guess he was awesome afterall. Just like he said."

He is a weird one. Friendly enough chap, but a bit off the wall.

Professor Bruce! Now go back and look at the first post on this thread and ask yourself "would any professor really express themselves in such a way"?. It's a posting style of Bruce's that is pretty typical, so I have a hard time seeing him as an intellectual who is trying to purposely trying to dumb himself down for an audience. I know it's the Internet and we are allowed to post casually and what have you, but I have never seen in Bruces writing any form of vigour that would even remotely suggest to me that he might be of Academic standing. I see some very good writing on this board and none of those posters are posing as Professors. And I'm not talking grammar either, I am talking more about wit and insightfulness.

The way he doesn't answer questions directly and fires off immature insults to others such as Amat, VD and Diane comes across more like an emotionally disturbed kid than any professor. This post of YB's I am quoting from right now contains more wit and insight than any of Bruce's output on this thread and he is actually a youngster. Though there is always the possibilty that YB is 45, bald and smokes a pipe.

[Andre]

Just another example Miles, of how truth is so much stranger then fiction.

Professor Bruce, giving lessons in the authenticity of internet self, based on the appilications of his own inability to be; internet self.

But he is, as you know, a rare and tender genius after all. One should not question such matters, for to not comprehend the wonder bestowed upon us. The wonder that is, he. How dare we question. Especially those of such obvious lesser things: gender, age, ability to breath oxygen, etc.

Oh woe is me, for I surely one day shall been stricken down for such putulance in the face of wonder and marvel. Oh woe is me (and you!), for such contempt.

It will be a sad day for all of humanity, truly, when we have be reckoned, our judgements corrected, when we realize once and for all, that bruce is supreme, and we should never have have ever questioned, and we all watch in quiet adoration as he dances away with Diana and the other supremes, to which we could only then utter such things, "Hmm. damn. I guess he was awesome afterall. Just like he said."

Ahh, Bruce Almighty.

[Youngblood]

Though there is always the possibilty that YB is 45, bald and smokes a pipe.

I am not balding, you asshole.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Though there is always the possibilty that YB is 45, bald and smokes a pipe.

I am not balding, you asshole.

Mike Tyson;
"They called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse!"

[Gandalf]

Ok Bruce I'll play ball.
Since the thread is about Miles....


During my time as Saddo's I have found Miles to be one of the most genuine, honest and amiable posters present on the site. At no point in time have I witnessed him act offensively or aggressively toward another decent poster. Both his sense of humour and knowledge on a variety of topics make his postings a valuable contribution to this site and a joy to read.

Top Poster.

Cheers for the nice words!

On the whole I am pretty fair and try to get on with others. But I suppose I do have my moments like anyone else.

I think Bruce has been festering for weeks and weeks about my "Is Bruce Lee the archetype Internet troll?". Of course, the results were a landslide and Bruce was voted an Internet troll. He has been scouring his intellect looking for something to hit me back with. Amat then started a thread asking me to change my AV and that gave Bruce the inspiration he needed. As soon as he saw my dinosaur in all its glory, he though he had me nailed. And so he started this thread. It's a good idea....for Bruce.

[CFH]

Ok Bruce I'll play ball.
Since the thread is about Miles....


During my time as Saddo's I have found Miles to be one of the most genuine, honest and amiable posters present on the site. At no point in time have I witnessed him act offensively or aggressively toward another decent poster. Both his sense of humour and knowledge on a variety of topics make his postings a valuable contribution to this site and a joy to read.

Top Poster.

He's also an animal in the sack.








Or so I'm told.

[Gandalf]

Though there is always the possibilty that YB is 45, bald and smokes a pipe.

I am not balding, you asshole.

Ahem...I apologise.

[Gandalf]

Ok Bruce I'll play ball.
Since the thread is about Miles....


During my time as Saddo's I have found Miles to be one of the most genuine, honest and amiable posters present on the site. At no point in time have I witnessed him act offensively or aggressively toward another decent poster. Both his sense of humour and knowledge on a variety of topics make his postings a valuable contribution to this site and a joy to read.

Top Poster.

He's also an animal in the sack.








Or so I'm told.

Has Bruce been sending you those wierd PM's again? Wait till I get my hands on him!