Fashion, what are you wearing now?

[Andre]

-JMM
-Tim Cahill

WTF? I mean seriously. How the fuck can I look like those 2 and those 2 look nothing alike?

The funniest most stupidest one I've been told by a group of girls at a party was Ashton Kutcher. I mean that mutthafucker and me looking absofuckenlutely NOTHING alike. Nothing.

Dont know why but I imagined Amat to look like that.

[CutMeMick]

-JMM
-Tim Cahill

WTF? I mean seriously. How the fuck can I look like those 2 and those 2 look nothing alike?

The funniest most stupidest one I've been told by a group of girls at a party was Ashton Kutcher. I mean that mutthafucker and me looking absofuckenlutely NOTHING alike. Nothing.

Dont know why but I imagined Amat to look like that.

Nope, this is amat...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I am currently wearing a burka.

[HattonTheHammer]

c`mon missy, show us your face

[Nameless]

I am currently wearing a burka.

Exciting. And under it?

[HattonTheHammer]

Exciting. And under it?

add a few stretchmarks and skidmarks and youve got missy

[Howlin Mad Missy]

add a few stretchmarks and skidmarks and youve got missy

you peaked!? 1000 papercuts

[CutMeMick]

I don't think Missy has ever posted a pic of herself on here if so I must have missed it...
For some reason I think I might have seen one though.

[Andre]

"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't
know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You
know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know.
'Help me, put me out.'