Here's a novel idea: Have Wlad publicly remove all of Haye's excuses

**TitoFan** · 10-03-2010 12:05 AM

Forget all the legalities and technical mumbo-jumbo. In an ideal world, Wlad should call out to Haye and sit across the table from him. It probably should go something like this:

Wlad: Ok David... let's get this show on the road. What do you need so we can fight?
(Haye puts a smug look on his face, ready to make outlandish demands he's sure Wlad will reject.)
Haye: Well, for starters, I want a 60-40 split... in MY favor.
Wlad: Done. What else?
Haye (stunned, but not fazed yet): I want MY name first on the promotion posters, AND I want to walk last into the ring.
Wlad: You got it. Next?
Haye (starting to look a little panicky): Uhh... I want to be introduced in the ring as the REAL heavyweight champion of the world.
Wlad: That won't last too long, so... ok... consider it done. Anything more?
Haye (in pure panic mode): Did I say 60-40? I meant 70-30.
Wlad (growing impatient now): Look Haye... you want to fight or not?
Haye: SEE!?!? You're putting up roadblocks already.
Wlad: Look asshole, I'll fight you for free.
Haye: Arrrrrghhh! I just threw out my shoulder.
(Exit stage left)

**mattboxingfan** · 10-03-2010 01:43 PM

The fight would be happening if Wlad didn't f*** about with who gets what PPV. Haye wanted the UK and Wlad got Germany as well as the 50/50 split for the rest of the money produced for the fight but robocop said no. I also see that Del Boy is getting ripped off.

**TitoFan** · 10-03-2010 01:50 PM

So you belong to the camp that actually believes that Haye sincerely wants to fight Wlad. And I'm sure there's at least a few dozen souls who actually believe that. You see... THAT'S why I think Wlad should pull out all the stops, and put an end to this nonsense. Remove all the excuses, and you leave the other guy no recourse except to say: "Yes, I'll fight you." or "No, I never had any intention of fighting you." Makes perfect sense to me.

**AdamGB** · 10-03-2010 01:54 PM

I like the idea of Wlad sitting down and publicly accepting all of these demands so haye has no excuse to get the fight on, but from what I'm hearing most of Wlad's opponents are lucky if they even get some tickets to the fight for their camp...

It's about as big a fantasy as the population of the playboy mansion coming down with nymphomania and absailing through my window. probably about as likely.

**TitoFan** · 10-03-2010 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by AdamGB

I like the idea of Wlad sitting down and publicly accepting all of these demands so haye has no excuse to get the fight on, but from what I'm hearing most of Wlad's opponents are lucky if they even get some tickets to the fight for their camp...

It's about as big a fantasy as the population of the playboy mansion coming down with nymphomania and absailing through my window. probably about as likely.

LMAO! Careful though... might want to specify female population, as the Playboy mansion probably has it's share of poolboys.

Seriously though, I can't say for sure (and I don't know who can) exactly who demands what and why. But if I was Wlad's adviser, I'd say:

"Look Wlad... this is going to be a mega-fight. The public interest has peaked, but could begin to wane if this gets dragged on too much longer. The time to fight this guy is now. You're already a multi-millionaire. So what if Haye wants a few more PPV shares, or a better gate split? Let's get this done. Think what it will do for your legacy. As long as this guy is out there barking that you're (cough) scared of him... he's just a pesky little gnat getting some people's attention."

**generalbulldog** · 10-03-2010 02:20 PM

Haye ain't going to get in with Wlad until he looks beatable or is on the serious decline or actually loses. He's going to be making something like 15-20 million USD fighting Harrison from the reports I read. And from what I gathered, his countrymen believes him to be the legit HW champ and that Wlad is making excuses not to fight.

So if Haye is making that much fighting bums and is recognized as the "Champ" in his country, he ain't stepping in with Wlad until 1 of those 3 things happen to Wlad.

**skel1983** · 10-03-2010 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by mattboxingfan

The fight would be happening if Wlad didn't f*** about with who gets what PPV. Haye wanted the UK and Wlad got Germany as well as the 50/50 split for the rest of the money produced for the fight but robocop said no. I also see that Del Boy is getting ripped off.

Wlad wanted 50/50 down the line no pissing about fella, Haye was the one wanting to piss about with who gets what ppv, great deal for both Wlad is the main man and the number 1.

**Hornfinger** · 10-03-2010 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by skel1983

Originally Posted by mattboxingfan

The fight would be happening if Wlad didn't f*** about with who gets what PPV. Haye wanted the UK and Wlad got Germany as well as the 50/50 split for the rest of the money produced for the fight but robocop said no. I also see that Del Boy is getting ripped off.

Wlad wanted 50/50 down the line no pissing about fella, Haye was the one wanting to piss about with who gets what ppv, great deal for both Wlad is the main man and the number 1.

All previous greivences aside skel, I don't think that is 100% true.

**mattboxingfan** · 10-03-2010 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by TitoFan

Forget all the legalities and technical mumbo-jumbo. In an ideal world, Wlad should call out to Haye and sit across the table from him. It probably should go something like this:

Wlad: Ok David... let's get this show on the road. What do you need so we can fight?
(Haye puts a smug look on his face, ready to make outlandish demands he's sure Wlad will reject.)
Haye: Well, for starters, I want a 60-40 split... in MY favor.
Wlad: Done. What else?
Haye (stunned, but not fazed yet): I want MY name first on the promotion posters, AND I want to walk last into the ring.
Wlad: You got it. Next?
Haye (starting to look a little panicky): Uhh... I want to be introduced in the ring as the REAL heavyweight champion of the world.
Wlad: That won't last too long, so... ok... consider it done. Anything more?
Haye (in pure panic mode): Did I say 60-40? I meant 70-30.
Wlad (growing impatient now): Look Haye... you want to fight or not?
Haye: SEE!?!? You're putting up roadblocks already.
Wlad: Look asshole, I'll fight you for free.
Haye: Arrrrrghhh! I just threw out my shoulder.
(Exit stage left)

Don't get me wrong i'd love to see this happen! And i'd love to see the fight happen even more. its not been easy supporting Haye but i still think the fight well happen it has to both sides need to agree and as i'm sure none of us know the real story about whats been going on because....know ones in Hayes camp or Wlads so all we can do is read newspapers, online articles, and watch video when can but speculate we wont know the true story.

**Hornfinger** · 10-03-2010 03:32 PM

Another Klit Biased thread that ignores any facts while taking everything Wlad has ever said as gospel and anything Haye has said as lies. Well done. As you were.

Who needs facts ay?

**ElTerribleMorales** · 10-03-2010 03:39 PM