Off to Vegas tonight...so long Toffens!!!!

[Otley]

**UPDATE** **UPDATE** **UPDATE**

I can tell you all that the Italian beauty found Elvis...lol

Job Biscuit (and Elvis was very happy)!!😇

eh!! eh!!

[Master]

Elvis is dead.

[Primo Carnera]

**UPDATE** **UPDATE** **UPDATE**

I can tell you all that the Italian beauty found Elvis...lol

Job Biscuit (and Elvis was very happy)!!😇

eh!! eh!!

Hey Otley, don't worry about the "suspicious minds" , you arrived on your "Mystery Train" and checked into "heartbreak hotel" with your "Blue Suede Shoes" on, you little "Hound dog!"
"viva Las Vegas", I bet "you're a heartbreaker". Did she say "treat me nice"? I bet a "hunk of Love" like you said to her "are you lonesome tonight?" . She "can't help falling in love with you"! I bet you said, "that's all right" as long as you "Love me tender", cos this little "Teddy bear" is "all shook up", so "don't be cruel" to me.
I can see you know , gently caressing her under the "blue moon" and asking her for "a little less conversation, little more action please!" before you go "way down!" then the Bed will "Shake,rattle and roll!"
It's "always on my mind" that if you don't do it your way, do it "my way".
Then, when this is all over, you'll be sending her "love letters" , and they'll keep coming back with "return to sender, address unknown" on them because she has a "Wooden Heart!"
Poor old Otley!

Job Biscuit (Boom! 25 song titles, beat that!)

eh!! eh!!

[No Contest]

Whats a Job Biscuit? Can you please enlighten me? Next time I go to Vegas I'm just gonna see shows and go to clubs...last time I spent the whole time gambling.

[beenKOed]

**UPDATE** **UPDATE** **UPDATE**

I can tell you all that the Italian beauty found Elvis...lol

Job Biscuit (and Elvis was very happy)!!😇

eh!! eh!!

Hey Otley, don't worry about the "suspicious minds" , you arrived on your "Mystery Train" and checked into "heartbreak hotel" with your "Blue Suede Shoes" on, you little "Hound dog!"
"viva Las Vegas", I bet "you're a heartbreaker". Did she say "treat me nice"? I bet a "hunk of Love" like you said to her "are you lonesome tonight?" . She "can't help falling in love with you"! I bet you said, "that's all right" as long as you "Love me tender", cos this little "Teddy bear" is "all shook up", so "don't be cruel" to me.
I can see you know , gently caressing her under the "blue moon" and asking her for "a little less conversation, little more action please!" before you go "way down!" then the Bed will "Shake,rattle and roll!"
It's "always on my mind" that if you don't do it your way, do it "my way".
Then, when this is all over, you'll be sending her "love letters" , and they'll keep coming back with "return to sender, address unknown" on them because she has a "Wooden Heart!"
Poor old Otley!

Job Biscuit (Boom! 25 song titles, beat that!)

eh!! eh!!

He can't beat that, but if I ever run into you I'm going to beat you with a stick. You danged show off!! Lol

[beenKOed]

Whats a Job Biscuit? Can you please enlighten me? Next time I go to Vegas I'm just gonna see shows and go to clubs...last time I spent the whole time gambling.

No problem. A Job Biscuit is a token which indicates when you go to lunch. Each biscuit has a number 3, 4, or 5 on it which indicates the hour in your shift you eat. Obviously, there is a lot of biscuit trading going on, which is OK as long as your department isn't left unstaffed. Always glad to help.👍🏼

[Primo Carnera]

**UPDATE** **UPDATE** **UPDATE**

I can tell you all that the Italian beauty found Elvis...lol

Job Biscuit (and Elvis was very happy)!!😇

eh!! eh!!

Hey Otley, don't worry about the "suspicious minds" , you arrived on your "Mystery Train" and checked into "heartbreak hotel" with your "Blue Suede Shoes" on, you little "Hound dog!"
"viva Las Vegas", I bet "you're a heartbreaker". Did she say "treat me nice"? I bet a "hunk of Love" like you said to her "are you lonesome tonight?" . She "can't help falling in love with you"! I bet you said, "that's all right" as long as you "Love me tender", cos this little "Teddy bear" is "all shook up", so "don't be cruel" to me.
I can see you know , gently caressing her under the "blue moon" and asking her for "a little less conversation, little more action please!" before you go "way down!" then the Bed will "Shake,rattle and roll!"
It's "always on my mind" that if you don't do it your way, do it "my way".
Then, when this is all over, you'll be sending her "love letters" , and they'll keep coming back with "return to sender, address unknown" on them because she has a "Wooden Heart!"
Poor old Otley!

Job Biscuit (Boom! 25 song titles, beat that!)

eh!! eh!!

He can't beat that, but if I ever run into you I'm going to beat you with a stick. You danged show off!! Lol

[beenKOed]

**UPDATE** **UPDATE** **UPDATE**

I can tell you all that the Italian beauty found Elvis...lol

Job Biscuit (and Elvis was very happy)!!😇

eh!! eh!!

Elvis, that's cool and I bet she did raise him from the dead. Lol
I'm not one to brag, but I've always referred to mine as 'Little Hulk'. 😎

When are you going to hit the pool? I have this picture in my mind of you setting in one of those floating chairs, with a pitcher sized Vodka Tonic and a fat cigar, living it up like King Farouk. Don't forget the pics!

[Otley]

Just bumped into Will Smith....nice bloke...but he wants to buy my ticket...he can't get a ticket any where...I told him where to go...never seen such a sad face on him, literally crying in is orange juice...lol

Job Biscuit ( begging for a ticket....sorry fella)!!😂

eh!! eh!!😁

[Otley]

Missed all the action last night, otherwise engaged (if you know what I mean)...lol

Hopefully get off to the MGM tonight😄

Job Biscuit (Elvis put in a good performance last night so not all was lost}!!😇


eh!! eh!!😁

[beenKOed]

Missed all the action last night, otherwise engaged (if you know what I mean)...lol

Hopefully get off to the MGM tonight😄

Job Biscuit (Elvis put in a good performance last night so not all was lost}!!😇


eh!! eh!!😁

I hope you took a pic or two. I've found it's much easier to keep track of them when you do. 📒😈
Little Hulk is envious!

[Otley]

Quoted by Mr Otley's butler Barkley

Mr Otley has been accused of a misdemeanor, he does not want to get into it but there was no evidence that Mr Otley was in an illegal brothel when in fact he was only asking directions to the local masseur.

This is a formality and when the Judge listens to what Mr Otley has to say he will be released without prosecution.

Job Biscuit (he didn't do this)!!!


eh!! eh!!

[beenKOed]

Quoted by Mr Otley's butler Barkley

Mr Otley has been accused of a misdemeanor, he does not want to get into it but there was no evidence that Mr Otley was in an illegal brothel when in fact he was only asking directions to the local masseur.

This is a formality and when the Judge listens to what Mr Otley has to say he will be released without prosecution.

Job Biscuit (he didn't do this)!!!


eh!! eh!!

Barkley,
Please let Mr Otley know we are confident this unpleasant mistake will be cleared up post haste. We expect him back on the strip immediately and we are looking to his further adventures in Vegas. By the way, can you tell us if he happened to get any pics while he was asking directions?

Sincerely, Saddo Boxing <(;-})

[Otley]

Quoted by Mr Otley's butler Barkley

Mr Otley has been accused of a misdemeanor, he does not want to get into it but there was no evidence that Mr Otley was in an illegal brothel when in fact he was only asking directions to the local masseur.

This is a formality and when the Judge listens to what Mr Otley has to say he will be released without prosecution.

Job Biscuit (he didn't do this)!!!


eh!! eh!!

Barkley,
Please let Mr Otley know we are confident this unpleasant mistake will be cleared up post haste. We expect him back on the strip immediately and we are looking to his further adventures in Vegas. By the way, can you tell us if he happened to get any pics while he was asking directions?

Sincerely, Saddo Boxing <(;-})

I cannot say sir has I was in the gentlemen's club at the time of the incident. All I can tell you is Mr Otley is in good spirits and is being treated well by the Officers of Clark County Detention Centre.

Job Biscuit (its hell in there)!!

eh!! eh!!😇

[Otley]

OK dicks I'm out...that judge was a proper bell end....what a waste of my time!!

Any how off to get bladder!!

Nearly had to call Duane 'Dog' Chapman for advice....but got a fine and that is fine by me!!!😇


Job Biscuit (idiot) eh!! eh!!😀